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If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
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Latest Funny Insults

    12 days ago
    I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
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    4 months ago
    You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
    20
    4 months ago
    I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
    15
    8 months ago
    At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
    61
    8 months ago
    Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.
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    9 months ago
    Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?
    42
    9 months ago
    Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.
    79
    10 months ago
    You're not worth it. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
    48
    1 year ago
    You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.
    47
    1 year ago
    I would kick you in the balls if you had any.
    118
    1 year ago
    You should donate blood. All of it!
    75
    1 year ago
    Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.
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