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Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.
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Latest Funny Insults

    1 month ago
    You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
    -3
    1 month ago
    I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
    7
    6 months ago
    At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
    40
    6 months ago
    Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.
    3
    6 months ago
    Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?
    33
    6 months ago
    Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.
    64
    7 months ago
    You're not worth it. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
    36
    1 year ago
    You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.
    37
    1 year ago
    I would kick you in the balls if you had any.
    95
    1 year ago
    You should donate blood. All of it!
    74
    1 year ago
    Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.
    117
    1 year ago
    Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
    94
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