Random Insult

It won't be the same without you. It will be better.
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Latest Funny Insults

    14 hours ago
    After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
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    14 hours ago
    Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.
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    2 days ago
    Life is short and so is your penis.
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    2 days ago
    Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?
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    2 days ago
    Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
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    2 days ago
    Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.
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    3 days ago
    Insult: Suck my dick!
    Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?
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    6 days ago
    Person: You are what you eat.
    Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.
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    7 days ago
    Person: What are you looking at?
    Comeback: Your dad's incorrect use of a condom.
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    8 days ago
    The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.
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    8 days ago
    Listen, moron. If you're going to try and insult me, at least be grammatically correct. I'm too busy mentally correcting your errors to be offended.
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    14 days ago
    The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
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