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Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Latest Funny Insults

    15 hours ago
    Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
    15 hours ago
    If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
    15 hours ago
    It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.
    1 day ago
    It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
    1 day ago
    I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.
    7 days ago
    A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.
    8 days ago
    Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
    9 days ago
    You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
    12 days ago
    Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
    Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
    Was he skinny, was he tall,
    Nevermind you did them all.
    13 days ago
    I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
    18 days ago
    One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune.
    18 days ago
    Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.