Random Insult

I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
38

Latest Funny Insults

    1 hour ago
    You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
    0
    9 hours ago
    Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
    -1
    9 hours ago
    Disability jokes aren't funny. I have a friend in a wheelchair who can't stand them.
    0
    9 days ago
    If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
    4
    11 days ago
    You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
    17
    13 days ago
    I can't tell if you're on too many drugs or not enough.
    -9
    18 days ago
    Insult: You're a pussy.
    Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
    62
    18 days ago
    You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
    42
    18 days ago
    You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
    32
    21 days ago
    It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.
    -6
    21 days ago
    Bitch, you're like summer; no class.
    33
    21 days ago
    It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.
    20
More