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Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.
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    27 days ago
    If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.
    30
    27 days ago
    Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.
    6
    27 days ago
    Insult: Why are you so fat?
    Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
    75
    1 month ago
    Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
    139
    1 month ago
    You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
    89
    1 month ago
    Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
    -65
    1 month ago
    Disability jokes aren't funny. I have a friend in a wheelchair who can't stand them.
    -52
    2 months ago
    If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
    -139
    2 months ago
    You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
    92
    2 months ago
    I can't tell if you're on too many drugs or not enough.
    -19
    2 months ago
    Insult: You're a pussy.
    Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
    269
    2 months ago
    You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
    128
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