Funny Insults and Cool Comebacks
Welcome to Funny Insults - your source for all genres of good insults, such as Fat Insults, Stupid Insults, Yo Momma Insults, and loads more!
Latest Funny Insults
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11.That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland. -
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172.Look! You learned to talk!
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73.Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.
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54.Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
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95.You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.
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106.I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.
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187.You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
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78.Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!
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109.I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.
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1110.Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.
Top 10 Funny Insults
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3491.Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom. -
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4982.I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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3873.Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
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4174.You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
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3915.You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you you might as well dress like one!
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6026.Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
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4177.Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
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1168.You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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1299.I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
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43110.Shock me, say something intelligent.