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When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.
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    6 days ago
    Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?
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    6 days ago
    Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.
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    1 month ago
    You're not worth it. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
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    5 months ago
    You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.
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    6 months ago
    I would kick you in the balls if you had any.
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    7 months ago
    You should donate blood. All of it!
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    7 months ago
    Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.
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    7 months ago
    Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
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    8 months ago
    You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
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    9 months ago
    Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.
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    9 months ago
    Insult: Suck my dick!
    Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
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    9 months ago
    You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
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