Random Insult

I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

Latest Funny Insults

    19 hours ago
    If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
    1 day ago
    The difference between your mom and a rooster? The rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, your mom says any-cock'll-do.
    2 days ago
    I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
    3 days ago
    After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
    3 days ago
    Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.
    5 days ago
    Life is short and so is your penis.
    5 days ago
    Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?
    5 days ago
    Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
    6 days ago
    Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.
    7 days ago
    Insult: Suck my dick!
    Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?
    10 days ago
    Person: You are what you eat.
    Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.
    10 days ago
    Person: What are you looking at?
    Comeback: Your dad's incorrect use of a condom.