Funny Insults

Welcome to Funny Insults - your source for all genres of insults, such as Funny Insults, Fat Insults, Stupid Insults, Yo Momma Insults, and more!

Latest Funny Insults

• Comeback: Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
• Comeback: I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
• Comeback: If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
• Comeback: I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
• Comeback: I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
• Stupid Insult: He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
• Comeback: I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
• Relationship Insult: I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
• Stupid Insult: I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
• Stupid Insult: There is no vaccine against stupidity.
• Ugly Insult: You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
• Girl Insult: Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
• Famous Insult: "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." Billy Wilder
• Famous Insult: "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." Stephen Bishop
• Famous Insult: "Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one." Winston Churchill's response to George Bernard Shaw
• Famous Insult: "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one." George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
• Famous Insult: "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." Oscar Wilde
• Famous Insult: "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twain
• Famous Insult: "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." Groucho Marx
• Famous Insult: "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
• Famous Insult: "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
• Famous Insult: "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill
• Famous Insult: "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow
• Shakespeare Insult: Thou art only mark'd for hot vengeance and the rod of heaven.
• Shakespeare Insult: Thou art the best o' th' cut-throats.