Random Insult

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!

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    2 days ago
    I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.
    2 days ago
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    3 days ago
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    6 days ago
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    8 days ago
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    13 days ago
    Before I met you I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong.
    15 days ago
    Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.
    16 days ago
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    16 days ago
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    28 days ago
    Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
    1 month ago
    Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.
    1 month ago
    You're not popular, your vagina is.