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Yo mama so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub.
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    3 days ago
    Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.
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    3 days ago
    Insult: Suck my dick!
    Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
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    3 days ago
    You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
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    3 days ago
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    Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
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    3 days ago
    No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
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    13 days ago
    It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.
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    4 months ago
    If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.
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    4 months ago
    Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.
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    4 months ago
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    Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
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    5 months ago
    Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
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    5 months ago
    You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
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    5 months ago
    Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
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