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Don't feel too special, I'm only keeping your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.
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    26 days ago
    Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
    63
    27 days ago
    You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
    37
    27 days ago
    Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
    -25
    27 days ago
    Disability jokes aren't funny. I have a friend in a wheelchair who can't stand them.
    -13
    1 month ago
    If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
    -39
    1 month ago
    You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
    66
    1 month ago
    I can't tell if you're on too many drugs or not enough.
    -13
    1 month ago
    Insult: You're a pussy.
    Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
    183
    1 month ago
    You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
    92
    1 month ago
    You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
    74
    1 month ago
    It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.
    -13
    1 month ago
    Bitch, you're like summer; no class.
    73
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