Random Insult

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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Latest Funny Insults

    16 days ago
    You're not worth it. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
    1
    5 months ago
    You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.
    10
    5 months ago
    I would kick you in the balls if you had any.
    44
    6 months ago
    You should donate blood. All of it!
    26
    6 months ago
    Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.
    61
    6 months ago
    Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
    37
    7 months ago
    You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
    78
    8 months ago
    Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.
    28
    8 months ago
    Insult: Suck my dick!
    Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
    113
    8 months ago
    You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
    97
    8 months ago
    Insult: Are you 5?
    Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
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    8 months ago
    No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
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