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A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.
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    10 hours ago
    Two things:
    1. Where have you been all my life?
    2. Can you please go back there?
    3
    1 day ago
    I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
    8
    2 days ago
    I'm sorry dear, but in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.
    3
    3 days ago
    I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.
    18
    4 days ago
    I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
    9
    5 days ago
    Oh, interesting. Let me just write that on my list of things that I don't give a shit about.
    27
    6 days ago
    I poured my heart to you and you reply "oh lol." Bitch, I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like... "oh lol."
    18
    6 days ago
    Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
    6
    7 days ago
    Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news, they found your head!
    6
    7 days ago
    The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage.
    14
    7 days ago
    No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
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    8 days ago
    You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.
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