Funny Insults
Welcome to Funny Insults - your source for all genres of good insults, such as Fat Insults, Stupid Insults, Yo Momma Insults, and a shit load more!
Latest Funny Insults
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1.Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
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2.Insult: You're stupid.
Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom. -
3.Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.
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4.You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.
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5.Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.
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6.Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
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7.You remind me of a zip loc bag; good for one quality use.
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8.Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.
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9.(Freckles Insult) I won't bother drawing you; I might get carried away and start playing dot to dot.
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10.I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
Top 10 Funny Insults
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2551.Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom. -
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3972.I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. -
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2873.Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. -
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3144.You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you. -
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2845.You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you you might as well dress like one! -
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4786.Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one. -
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3307.Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn. -
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868.You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen. -
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3319.Shock me, say something intelligent. -
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34210.I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
