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I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
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    2 months ago
    You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.
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    2 months ago
    I would kick you in the balls if you had any.
    18
    3 months ago
    You should donate blood. All of it!
    17
    3 months ago
    Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.
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    3 months ago
    Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
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    5 months ago
    You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
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    5 months ago
    Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.
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    5 months ago
    Insult: Suck my dick!
    Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
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    5 months ago
    You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
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    5 months ago
    Insult: Are you 5?
    Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
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    5 months ago
    No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
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    5 months ago
    It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.
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