Latest Insults

  • 1
    Before I met you I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong.
    1
    Mean Insult - 4 days ago - FB Like
  • 2
    Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.
    1
    Yo Momma Insult - 6 days ago - FB Like
  • 3
    Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.
    0
    Yo Momma Insult - 7 days ago - FB Like
  • 4
    If God is real, then why are you here?
    1
    Religion Insult - 7 days ago - FB Like
  • 5
    Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
    4
    Good Comeback - 18 days ago - FB Like
  • 6
    Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.
    14
    Good Comeback - 22 days ago - FB Like
  • 7
    You're not popular, your vagina is.
    3
    Girl Insult - 22 days ago - FB Like
  • 8
    And what are YOU? The mascot for this country's mental retardation department?
    3
    Good Comeback - 22 days ago - FB Like
  • 9
    Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
    1
    Religion Insult - 23 days ago - FB Like
  • 10
    Know what makes me laugh hard? Your life!
    9
    Good Comeback - 1 month ago - FB Like

Most Popular This Week

  • 1
    Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.
    Score: 14 - Good Comeback - 22 days ago - FB Like
  • 2
    You're not popular, your vagina is.
    Score: 3 - Girl Insult - 22 days ago - FB Like
  • 3
    Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
    Score: 26 - Girl Insult - 9 months ago - FB Like
  • 4
    Before I met you I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong.
    Score: 1 - Mean Insult - 4 days ago - FB Like
  • 5
    Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.
    Score: 1 - Yo Momma Insult - 6 days ago - FB Like
  • 6
    If God is real, then why are you here?
    Score: 1 - Religion Insult - 7 days ago - FB Like
  • 7
    Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
    Score: 4 - Good Comeback - 18 days ago - FB Like
  • 8
    Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
    Score: 8 - Ugly Insult - 2 months ago - FB Like
  • 9
    Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.
    Score: 3 - Guy Insult - 2 months ago - FB Like
  • 10
    I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
    Score: 9 - Mean Insult - 2 months ago - FB Like

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