Latest Insults

  • 1
    I won't make fun of your height, I wouldn't stoop that low.
    0
    Height Insult - 4 hours ago - FB Like
  • 2
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    PornHub is down,
    Your mother's Facebook will do.
    2
    Good Comeback - 1 day ago - FB Like
  • 3
    Insult: You're ugly!
    Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.
    0
    Ugly Insult - 2 days ago - FB Like
  • 4
    Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.
    0
    Casual Insult - 2 days ago - FB Like
  • 5
    Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure
    1
    Yo Momma Insult - 3 days ago - FB Like
  • 6
    Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
    2
    Mean Insult - 4 days ago - FB Like
  • 7
    If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump to your IQ.
    0
    Mean Insult - 5 days ago - FB Like
  • 8
    Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.
    1
    Yo Momma Insult - 6 days ago - FB Like
  • 9
    Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!
    -2
    Yo Momma Insult - 7 days ago - FB Like
  • 10
    Don't feel too special, I'm only keeping your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.
    1

Top Insults This Month

  • 1
    Insult: You're gay.
    Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.
    Score: 133
    Good Comeback - 1 year ago - FB Like
  • 2
    Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
    Score: 3
    Mean Insult - 14 days ago - FB Like
  • 3
    I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
    Score: 3
    Casual Insult - 11 days ago - FB Like
  • 4
    Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.
    Score: 7
    Yo Momma Insult - 18 days ago - FB Like
  • 5
    Don't feel too special, I'm only keeping your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.
    Score: 1
  • 6
    I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.
    Score: 1
    Mean Insult - 8 days ago - FB Like
  • 7
    Your house is SO dirty, even your hoover has asthma.
    Score: 5
    House Insult - 2 months ago - FB Like
  • 8
    Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.
    Score: 10
    Rude Insult - 2 months ago - FB Like
  • 9
    I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
    Score: 26
    Guy Insult - 5 months ago - FB Like
  • 10
    Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
    Score: 35
    Good Comeback - 10 months ago - FB Like

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