Random Insult

Oh, interesting. Let me just write that on my list of things that I don't give a shit about.

Latest Funny Insults

    4 days ago
    What's that shit on your neck? Oh, it's your face!
    5 days ago
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I feel bad for the guys,
    That end up with you.
    7 days ago
    Twinkle twinkle little star,
    I want to hit you with my car,
    Throw you off a cliff so high,
    I hope you break your neck and die.
    8 days ago
    Life isn't easy, but your mom is.
    15 days ago
    Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
    15 days ago
    I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.
    15 days ago
    You should have been a blowjob.
    19 days ago
    I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.
    20 days ago
    You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."
    21 days ago
    I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
    21 days ago
    Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
    21 days ago
    Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?