Random Insult

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
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    6 hours ago
    What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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    10 hours ago
    Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
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    2 days ago
    Bully: You're stupid!
    Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.
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    12 days ago
    I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
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    13 days ago
    If I toss a stick, will you go away?
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    14 days ago
    Bully: Give me your money!
    Victim: I would, but I gotta pay your mom for last night.
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    16 days ago
    Your face and my ass could be twins!
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    16 days ago
    I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
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    17 days ago
    I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
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    18 days ago
    If being an asshole were against the law, you'd get the chair and I'd throw the switch.
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    19 days ago
    It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
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    21 days ago
    The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!
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