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Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.
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Latest Funny Insults

    1 month ago
    At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
    11
    1 month ago
    Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.
    1
    2 months ago
    Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?
    9
    2 months ago
    Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.
    25
    3 months ago
    You're not worth it. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
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    7 months ago
    You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.
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    8 months ago
    I would kick you in the balls if you had any.
    66
    9 months ago
    You should donate blood. All of it!
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    9 months ago
    Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.
    91
    9 months ago
    Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
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    10 months ago
    You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
    106
    11 months ago
    Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.
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