Random Insult

All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?

Latest Funny Insults

    4 days ago
    Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
    Mind your own business you nosy bitch.
    4 days ago
    Twinkle twinkle little slut,
    You like dick inside your butt.
    5 days ago
    Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
    7 days ago
    Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
    7 days ago
    If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
    7 days ago
    It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.
    8 days ago
    It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
    8 days ago
    I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.
    14 days ago
    A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.
    15 days ago
    Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
    15 days ago
    You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
    18 days ago
    Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
    Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
    Was he skinny, was he tall,
    Nevermind you did them all.