Random Insult

Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Latest Funny Insults

    11 hours ago
    I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
    3 days ago
    If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
    4 days ago
    What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
    4 days ago
    Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
    6 days ago
    Bully: You're stupid!
    Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.
    16 days ago
    I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
    17 days ago
    If I toss a stick, will you go away?
    18 days ago
    Bully: Give me your money!
    Victim: I would, but I gotta pay your mom for last night.
    20 days ago
    Your face and my ass could be twins!
    20 days ago
    I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
    21 days ago
    I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
    23 days ago
    If being an asshole were against the law, you'd get the chair and I'd throw the switch.