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Funny Insults

Welcome to Funny Insults - your source for all genres of good insults, such as Fat Insults, Stupid Insults, Yo Momma Insults, and a shit load more!

Latest Funny Insults

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    Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
    Yo Momma Insult added 2 days ago - FB Like
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    Insult: You're stupid.
    Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.
    Good Comeback added 3 days ago - FB Like
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    Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.
    Mean Insult added 3 days ago - FB Like
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    You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.
    Stupid Insult added 3 days ago - FB Like
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    Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.
    Good Comeback added 9 days ago - FB Like
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    Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
    Rude Insult added 9 days ago - FB Like
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    You remind me of a zip loc bag; good for one quality use.
    Good Comeback added 9 days ago - FB Like
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    Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.
    Yo Momma Insult added 13 days ago - FB Like
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    (Freckles Insult) I won't bother drawing you; I might get carried away and start playing dot to dot.
    Ugly Insult added 13 days ago - FB Like
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    I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
    Nerd Insult added 14 days ago - FB Like

Top 10 Funny Insults

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    Insult: You're a fail.
    Comeback: So was your dad's condom.
    Good Comeback added 12 months ago - FB Like
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    I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
    Good Comeback added 24 months ago - FB Like
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    Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
    Good Comeback added 12 months ago - FB Like
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    You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
    Good Comeback added 12 months ago - FB Like
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    You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you you might as well dress like one!
    Good Comeback added 12 months ago - FB Like
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    Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
    Good Comeback added 24 months ago - FB Like
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    Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
    Good Comeback added 24 months ago - FB Like
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    You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
    Mean Insult added 12 months ago - FB Like
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    Shock me, say something intelligent.
    Good Comeback added 24 months ago - FB Like
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    I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
    Good Comeback added 24 months ago - FB Like
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