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If I gave a shit, it would be on your face.
Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
You've got more wrinkles than an Elephant's scrotum.
You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
Did you leave the stove on? Cause you just got burned!
Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
I am straighter than the pole your Mom danced on in front of me last night.
If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
Insult: You suck.
Comeback: Not for free.
Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
Shock me, say something intelligent.