Random Insult

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

Latest Funny Insults

    7 minutes ago
    You're like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you.
    2 days ago
    By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.
    2 days ago
    Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
    5 days ago
    If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
    6 days ago
    The difference between your mom and a rooster? The rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, your mom says any-cock'll-do.
    7 days ago
    I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
    8 days ago
    After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
    8 days ago
    Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.
    10 days ago
    Life is short and so is your penis.
    10 days ago
    Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?
    10 days ago
    Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
    11 days ago
    Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.