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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
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Latest Funny Insults

    7 minutes ago
    You're like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you.
    0
    2 days ago
    By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.
    10
    2 days ago
    Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
    12
    5 days ago
    If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
    10
    6 days ago
    The difference between your mom and a rooster? The rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, your mom says any-cock'll-do.
    38
    7 days ago
    I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
    3
    8 days ago
    After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
    -11
    8 days ago
    Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.
    13
    10 days ago
    Life is short and so is your penis.
    5
    10 days ago
    Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?
    6
    10 days ago
    Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
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    11 days ago
    Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.
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