Funny Insults and Cool Comebacks
Welcome to Funny Insults - your source for all genres of good insults, such as Fat Insults, Stupid Insults, Yo Momma Insults, and loads more!
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22.Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
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13.You've got more wrinkles than an Elephant's scrotum.
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14.You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
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35.Did you leave the stove on? Cause you just got burned!
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36.Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
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37.I am straighter than the pole your Mom danced on in front of me last night.
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28.If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.
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89.You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
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4161.Insult: You're a fail.
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5692.I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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4483.Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
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4864.You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
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4525.You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
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6936.Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
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4737.Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
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1548.You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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1689.I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
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48910.Shock me, say something intelligent.