Random Insult

You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!

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    5 days ago
    A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.
    6 days ago
    Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
    7 days ago
    You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
    10 days ago
    Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
    Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
    Was he skinny, was he tall,
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    11 days ago
    I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
    16 days ago
    One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune.
    16 days ago
    Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.
    18 days ago
    What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
    20 days ago
    I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
    24 days ago
    If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
    24 days ago
    What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
    25 days ago
    Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.