Last Updated 15/07/2011
Bald Insults
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51You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom. -
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50You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
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25You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
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35You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
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55Do you do that with your hair everyday?
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53You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
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58Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
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50You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
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45You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
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56You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
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46You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
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