Last Updated 15/11/2012
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
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