Last Updated 15/11/2012
Bald Insults
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77You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom. -
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73You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
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42You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
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49You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
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74Do you do that with your hair everyday?
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75You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
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24You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
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79Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
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18You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
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9You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
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31You: First one to the MOON!
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76You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
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75You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
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67You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
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58You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
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