Random Bald Insults
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60You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India. -
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71You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
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71Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
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61You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
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65Do you do that with your hair everyday?
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68You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
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42You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
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54You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
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63You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
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16You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
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22You: First one to the MOON!
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66You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
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35You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.