Last Updated
1 year ago (15/11/2012)

Bald Insults

You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
1
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
-10
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
18
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
11
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
21
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
34
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
83
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
46
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
52
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
-19
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
145
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
166
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
-8
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
102
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
-21