Ginger & Red Head
3 years ago (11/15/2012)
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!