Last Updated
3 years ago (11/15/2012)

Bald Insults

You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
155
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
-41
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
44
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
39
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
51
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
186
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
-29
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
112
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
124
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
-32
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
2
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
15
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
66
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
20
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
-51