Ginger & Red Head
3 years ago (11/15/2012)
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.