Last Updated
1 year ago (15/11/2012)

Bald Insults

You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
34
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
13
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
48
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
22
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
-24
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
85
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
166
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
2
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
52
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
19
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
101
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
147
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
-11
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
-9
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
-20