Last Updated
2 years ago (15/11/2012)

Bald Insults

You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
20
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
35
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
149
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
2
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
13
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
23
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
106
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
48
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
52
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
-23
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
167
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
86
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
-8
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
-19
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
-10