Ginger & Red Head
3 years ago (11/15/2012)
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.