Last Updated
2 years ago (11/15/2012)

Bald Insults

You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
14
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
27
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
-19
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
-26
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
18
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
47
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
56
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
112
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
-31
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
94
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
36
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
152
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
169
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
6
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
-16