Last Updated
1 year ago (15/11/2012)

Bald Insults

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
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Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
22
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
13
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
33
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
-10
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
-9
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
85
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
166
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
19
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
-23
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
49
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
100
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
3
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
52
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
147