Ginger & Red Head
3 months ago (10/20/2016)
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.