Ginger & Red Head
2 years ago (11/15/2012)
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.