Ginger & Red Head
2 years ago (11/15/2012)
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.