Ginger & Red Head
1 month ago (10/20/2016)
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.