Ginger & Red Head
2 years ago (11/15/2012)
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.