Ginger & Red Head
2 years ago (11/15/2012)
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!