Ginger & Red Head
2 years ago (11/15/2012)
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.