Ginger & Red Head
1 year ago (15/11/2012)
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.