Ginger & Red Head
3 years ago (11/15/2012)
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.