Ginger & Red Head
2 years ago (11/15/2012)
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!