Last Updated
1 year ago (15/11/2012)

Bald Insults

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
101
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
166
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
-9
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
12
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
48
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
34
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
21
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
52
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
-11
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
85
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
-24
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
147
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
2
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
-20
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
19