Last Updated
3 years ago (11/15/2012)

Bald Insults

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
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You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
16
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
14
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
37
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
-26
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
152
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
61
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
50
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
121
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
110
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
182
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
3
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
-46
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
38
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
-30