Ginger & Red Head
3 years ago (11/15/2012)
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.