Ginger & Red Head
4 months ago (10/20/2016)
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.