Last Updated
2 years ago (11/15/2012)

Bald Insults

You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
94
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
-16
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
12
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
18
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
27
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
49
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
169
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
151
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
-26
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
6
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
112
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
-19
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
-31
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
54
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
36