Ginger & Red Head
1 year ago (15/11/2012)
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.