Ginger & Red Head
3 years ago (11/15/2012)
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.