Last Updated
1 year ago (15/11/2012)

Bald Insults

You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
147
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
-9
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
85
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
19
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
51
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
-25
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
12
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
21
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
2
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
166
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
101
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
48
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
-10
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
34
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
-20