Ginger & Red Head
3 days ago (10/20/2016)
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.