Last Updated
4 months ago (10/20/2016)

Bald Insults

You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
81
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
5
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
-41
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
-46
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
190
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
159
You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
20
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
120
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
15
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
-47
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
40
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
52
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
29
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
53
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
131
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
-57