Ginger & Red Head
2 years ago (11/15/2012)
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.