Last Updated
2 years ago (11/15/2012)

Bald Insults

You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
-24
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
22
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
20
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
149
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
52
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
-11
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
35
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
51
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
-9
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
166
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
85
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
-21
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
1
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
12
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
104