Last Updated 07/01/2012
Casual Insults
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65How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? -
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72How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
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55Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you.
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90You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME
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62You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!
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53I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
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60You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
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60Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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65You got more issues than National Geographic!
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67I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
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49No one asked me how my day was.
Person says: How was your day?
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56You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
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13If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
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58If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.
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50If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
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53My kid knocked up your honor student.
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34Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.
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43You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
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54You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
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43Wow somebody was MADE on the wrong side of the bed, you homo.
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41I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
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32If I were as optimistic as you are, I would be taking a bath in a whirlpool.
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55Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
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32You're such an anal orifice.
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61You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
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40Looks like you have congenital diarrhea. It runs down your 'genes'.
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55You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
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66I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!
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66Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.
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69You remind me of a builders bottom, full of bare faced cheek.
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