Last Updated
3 days ago (29/08/2014)

Casual Insults

3 days ago
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
1
27 days ago
I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.
10
2 months ago
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I can honestly say,
it sucks to be you.
8
2 months ago
The more I think about you, the less I think about you.
-9
2 months ago
I am looking forward to the pleasure of your company, since I haven't had it yet.
-2
2 months ago
I really wish we were better strangers.
2
3 months ago
It won't be the same without you. It will be better.
10
3 months ago
If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
7
4 months ago
Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.
-2
4 months ago
I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
4
5 months ago
You: What is the difference between you and an apple?
Them: I don't know
You: The apple keeps the doctor away, but you keep everything away!
-1
9 months ago
Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
-4
9 months ago
Bitch, please. You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay".
12
1 year ago
I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called happiness.
41
1 year ago
If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
39
1 year ago
I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.
20
1 year ago
Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.
25
1 year ago
You remind me of a penny; you're two-faced, worthless and CRUSTY AS HELL!
30
1 year ago
Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
84
1 year ago
I used to want a pet monkey, but that was before I met you.
38