Last Updated
1 month ago (19/06/2014)

Casual Insults

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I can honestly say,
it sucks to be you.
6
1 month ago
The more I think about you, the less I think about you.
-8
1 month ago
I am looking forward to the pleasure of your company, since I haven't had it yet.
-2
1 month ago
I really wish we were better strangers.
2
1 month ago
It won't be the same without you. It will be better.
10
2 months ago
If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
6
2 months ago
Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.
-2
3 months ago
I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
4
3 months ago
You: What is the difference between you and an apple?
Them: I don't know
You: The apple keeps the doctor away, but you keep everything away!
-3
4 months ago
Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
-5
8 months ago
Bitch, please. You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay".
7
8 months ago
I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called happiness.
41
11 months ago
If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
38
1 year ago
I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.
20
1 year ago
Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.
24
1 year ago
You remind me of a penny; you're two-faced, worthless and CRUSTY AS HELL!
28
1 year ago
Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
83
1 year ago
I used to want a pet monkey, but that was before I met you.
39
1 year ago
If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
179
2 years ago
I'd love to stay and chat, but to be honest I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.
5
2 years ago