Random Casual Insults
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79Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours. -
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47I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
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83I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
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72My kid knocked up your honor student.
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72Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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72If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.
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24You are an oxygen thief.
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27You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
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55Looks like you have congenital diarrhea. It runs down your 'genes'.
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60Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
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9Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
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28I'd love to stay and chat, but to be honest I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.
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65I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
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22If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
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79You remind me of a builders bottom, full of bare faced cheek.