Random Casual Insults
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121When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound. -
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69You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
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9You remind me of a penny; you're two-faced, worthless and CRUSTY AS HELL!
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90My kid knocked up your honor student.
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5Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
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18If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
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7Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.
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3If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
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88I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!
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91You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
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32If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
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13I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.
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112How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
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85You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
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43You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.