Last Updated
1 day ago (01/29/2015)

Casual Insults

1 day ago
You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.
1 day ago
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
3 days ago
Two things:
1. Where have you been all my life?
2. Can you please go back there?
9 days ago
Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
10 days ago
The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage.
1 month ago
Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.
2 months ago
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
3 months ago
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.
3 months ago
Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?
4 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
Mind your own business you nosy bitch.
4 months ago
I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.
5 months ago
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
5 months ago
I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.
7 months ago
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I can honestly say,
it sucks to be you.
7 months ago
The more I think about you, the less I think about you.
7 months ago
I am looking forward to the pleasure of your company, since I haven't had it yet.
7 months ago
I really wish we were better strangers.
8 months ago
It won't be the same without you. It will be better.
8 months ago
If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
9 months ago
Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.