Last Updated
24 days ago (02/04/2015)

Casual Insults

24 days ago
Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
13
1 month ago
You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.
9
1 month ago
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
28
1 month ago
Two things:
1. Where have you been all my life?
2. Can you please go back there?
21
1 month ago
Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
13
1 month ago
The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage.
23
2 months ago
Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.
27
3 months ago
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
-19
4 months ago
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.
89
4 months ago
Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?
23
5 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
Mind your own business you nosy bitch.
74
5 months ago
I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.
22
6 months ago
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
10
6 months ago
I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.
14
8 months ago
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I can honestly say,
it sucks to be you.
27
8 months ago
The more I think about you, the less I think about you.
-20
8 months ago
I am looking forward to the pleasure of your company, since I haven't had it yet.
-4
8 months ago
I really wish we were better strangers.
13
9 months ago
It won't be the same without you. It will be better.
15
9 months ago
If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
17