Last Updated
5 months ago (03/08/2015)

Casual Insults

5 months ago
It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.
6 months ago
Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
7 months ago
You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.
7 months ago
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
7 months ago
Two things:
1. Where have you been all my life?
2. Can you please go back there?
7 months ago
Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
7 months ago
The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage.
9 months ago
Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.
9 months ago
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
10 months ago
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.
10 months ago
Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?
11 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
Mind your own business you nosy bitch.
11 months ago
I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.
1 year ago
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
1 year ago
I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.
1 year ago
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I can honestly say,
it sucks to be you.
1 year ago
The more I think about you, the less I think about you.
1 year ago
I am looking forward to the pleasure of your company, since I haven't had it yet.
1 year ago
I really wish we were better strangers.
1 year ago
It won't be the same without you. It will be better.