Last Updated
4 days ago (05/20/2016)

Casual Insults

4 days ago
Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.
2
1 year ago
It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.
66
1 year ago
Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
101
1 year ago
You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.
125
1 year ago
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
172
1 year ago
Two things:
1. Where have you been all my life?
2. Can you please go back there?
147
1 year ago
Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
75
1 year ago
The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage.
85
1 year ago
Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.
48
1 year ago
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
-30
1 year ago
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.
258
1 year ago
Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?
44
1 year ago
Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
Mind your own business you nosy bitch.
225
1 year ago
I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.
51
1 year ago
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
27
1 year ago
I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.
28
1 year ago
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I can honestly say,
it sucks to be you.
92
1 year ago
The more I think about you, the less I think about you.
-35
1 year ago
I am looking forward to the pleasure of your company, since I haven't had it yet.
-15
1 year ago
I really wish we were better strangers.
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