Last Updated
22 days ago (06/11/2014)

Casual Insults

22 days ago
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
1 month ago
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.
1 month ago
Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?
2 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
Mind your own business you nosy bitch.
2 months ago
I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.
3 months ago
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
3 months ago
I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.
5 months ago
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I can honestly say,
it sucks to be you.
5 months ago
The more I think about you, the less I think about you.
5 months ago
I am looking forward to the pleasure of your company, since I haven't had it yet.
5 months ago
I really wish we were better strangers.
6 months ago
It won't be the same without you. It will be better.
6 months ago
If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
7 months ago
Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.
7 months ago
I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
8 months ago
You: What is the difference between you and an apple?
Them: I don't know
You: The apple keeps the doctor away, but you keep everything away!
1 year ago
Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
1 year ago
Bitch, please. You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay".
1 year ago
I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called happiness.
1 year ago
If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.