Last Updated
16 days ago (02/12/2015)

Good Comebacks

16 days ago
I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.
17 days ago
You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."
19 days ago
Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.
20 days ago
Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
23 days ago
I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"
My name wasn't in the results.
26 days ago
Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!
26 days ago
Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
29 days ago
If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.
1 month ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
1 month ago
I'm sorry dear, but in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.
1 month ago
I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.
1 month ago
Oh, interesting. Let me just write that on my list of things that I don't give a shit about.
1 month ago
I poured my heart to you and you reply "oh lol." Bitch, I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like... "oh lol."
1 month ago
Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news, they found your head!
1 month ago
No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
1 month ago
I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.
1 month ago
Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait. That's you.
1 month ago
The problem with you is that you lack the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
1 month ago
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the Earth revolves around the Sun and not you.
1 month ago
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!