Last Updated
3 months ago (08/25/2015)

Good Comebacks

3 months ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
3 months ago
It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.
7 months ago
Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
8 months ago
If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
8 months ago
Insult: You're a pussy.
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
9 months ago
I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.
9 months ago
You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."
9 months ago
Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.
9 months ago
Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
9 months ago
I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"
My name wasn't in the results.
9 months ago
Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!
10 months ago
Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
10 months ago
If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.
10 months ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
10 months ago
I'm sorry dear, but in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.
10 months ago
I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.
10 months ago
Oh, interesting. Let me just write that on my list of things that I don't give a shit about.
10 months ago
I poured my heart to you and you reply "oh lol." Bitch, I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like... "oh lol."
10 months ago
Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news, they found your head!
10 months ago
No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.