Last Updated
5 months ago (08/25/2015)

Good Comebacks

5 months ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
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5 months ago
It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.
117
9 months ago
Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
304
10 months ago
If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
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11 months ago
Insult: You're a pussy.
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
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11 months ago
I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.
603
12 months ago
You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."
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12 months ago
Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.
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12 months ago
Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
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1 year ago
I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"
My name wasn't in the results.
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1 year ago
Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!
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1 year ago
Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
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1 year ago
If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.
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1 year ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
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1 year ago
I'm sorry dear, but in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.
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1 year ago
I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.
427
1 year ago
Oh, interesting. Let me just write that on my list of things that I don't give a shit about.
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1 year ago
I poured my heart to you and you reply "oh lol." Bitch, I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like... "oh lol."
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1 year ago
Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news, they found your head!
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1 year ago
No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
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