Last Updated
3 days ago (26/08/2014)

Good Comebacks

3 days ago
Bully: You're stupid!
Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.
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14 days ago
If I toss a stick, will you go away?
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15 days ago
Bully: Give me your money!
Victim: I would, but I gotta pay your mom for last night.
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19 days ago
If being an asshole were against the law, you'd get the chair and I'd throw the switch.
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22 days ago
The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!
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25 days ago
Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out your mouth.
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1 month ago
I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.
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1 month ago
Of course I talk like an idiot, how else could you understand me?
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1 month ago
I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
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1 month ago
Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
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1 month ago
Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.
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1 month ago
And what are YOU? The mascot for this country's mental retardation department?
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2 months ago
Know what makes me laugh hard? Your life!
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2 months ago
I'd like to say I am happy you’re here. I’d like to.
6
2 months ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When they gave out lives,
Where were you?
21
2 months ago
Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
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3 months ago
I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone does.
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3 months ago
If you have ever been to a zoo, you obviously have not seen the animal you are...
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3 months ago
Person: Haven't I seen you some place before?
You: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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3 months ago
I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.
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