Last Updated 17/05/2013
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Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
Shock me, say something intelligent.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Insult: YOU SUCK! Comeback: AND YOU SWALLOW!
Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
Man, I bet you were up all night, working on that one.
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.
Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)
Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.
You're just mad cause your Tampon's in too far.
What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?
Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
Sorry, can't put small objects in my mouth or I'll choke
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
I've been called worse by better.
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