Last Updated
1 day ago (29/07/2014)

Good Comebacks

I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.
3
1 day ago
Of course I talk like an idiot, how else could you understand me?
2
1 day ago
I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
3
2 days ago
Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
9
26 days ago
Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.
27
1 month ago
And what are YOU? The mascot for this country's mental retardation department?
4
1 month ago
Know what makes me laugh hard? Your life!
11
1 month ago
I'd like to say I am happy you’re here. I’d like to.
2
1 month ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When they gave out lives,
Where were you?
9
1 month ago
Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
6
1 month ago
I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone does.
12
2 months ago
If you have ever been to a zoo, you obviously have not seen the animal you are...
0
2 months ago
Person: Haven't I seen you some place before?
You: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
13
2 months ago
I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.
16
2 months ago
No wonder you have such a shitty view of the world with how far your head is stuck up your ass.
13
2 months ago
If I wanted a bitch I would have went straight to your mom.
14
2 months ago
I'm being treated like shit, so I must be dealing with an asshole
16
3 months ago
Wow, who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?
4
3 months ago
Go suck yourself off, no-one else will.
5
3 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
23
3 months ago