Last Updated
3 days ago (26/08/2014)

Good Comebacks

3 days ago
Bully: You're stupid!
Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.
14 days ago
If I toss a stick, will you go away?
15 days ago
Bully: Give me your money!
Victim: I would, but I gotta pay your mom for last night.
19 days ago
If being an asshole were against the law, you'd get the chair and I'd throw the switch.
22 days ago
The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!
25 days ago
Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out your mouth.
1 month ago
I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.
1 month ago
Of course I talk like an idiot, how else could you understand me?
1 month ago
I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
1 month ago
Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
1 month ago
Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.
1 month ago
And what are YOU? The mascot for this country's mental retardation department?
2 months ago
Know what makes me laugh hard? Your life!
2 months ago
I'd like to say I am happy you’re here. I’d like to.
2 months ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When they gave out lives,
Where were you?
2 months ago
Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
3 months ago
I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone does.
3 months ago
If you have ever been to a zoo, you obviously have not seen the animal you are...
3 months ago
Person: Haven't I seen you some place before?
You: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
3 months ago
I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.