Last Updated 04/02/2012
Good Comebacks
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264Insult: You're a fail.
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406I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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295Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
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2048
323You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
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290You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you you might as well dress like one!
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486Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
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335Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
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338Shock me, say something intelligent.
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346I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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332I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
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900
72I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
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992
204Man, I bet you were up all night, working on that one.
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13.
862
138Insult: YOU SUCK! Comeback: AND YOU SWALLOW!
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1000
276Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
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921
222I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
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200If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
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200Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
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204If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
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656
190Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)
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645
231You're just mad cause your Tampon's in too far.
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612
222I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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22.
618
241Sorry, can't put small objects in my mouth or I'll choke
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436
68I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.
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555
203If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
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516
175What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?
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238There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
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550
216I've been called worse by better.
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524
193I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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29.
501
173You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
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552
226You asked for my number and I said 1-800 kiss my ass
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