Last Updated
16 days ago (02/12/2015)

Good Comebacks

16 days ago
I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.
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17 days ago
You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."
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19 days ago
Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.
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20 days ago
Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
81
23 days ago
I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"
My name wasn't in the results.
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26 days ago
Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!
8
26 days ago
Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
13
29 days ago
If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.
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1 month ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
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1 month ago
I'm sorry dear, but in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.
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1 month ago
I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.
80
1 month ago
Oh, interesting. Let me just write that on my list of things that I don't give a shit about.
103
1 month ago
I poured my heart to you and you reply "oh lol." Bitch, I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like... "oh lol."
85
1 month ago
Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news, they found your head!
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1 month ago
No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
80
1 month ago
I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.
84
1 month ago
Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait. That's you.
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1 month ago
The problem with you is that you lack the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
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1 month ago
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the Earth revolves around the Sun and not you.
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1 month ago
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
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