Last Updated
20 days ago (04/07/2014)

Good Comebacks

Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
6
20 days ago
Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.
19
23 days ago
And what are YOU? The mascot for this country's mental retardation department?
3
23 days ago
Know what makes me laugh hard? Your life!
9
1 month ago
I'd like to say I am happy you’re here. I’d like to.
3
1 month ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When they gave out lives,
Where were you?
7
1 month ago
Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
4
1 month ago
I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone does.
10
2 months ago
If you have ever been to a zoo, you obviously have not seen the animal you are...
1
2 months ago
Person: Haven't I seen you some place before?
You: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
10
2 months ago
I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.
9
2 months ago
No wonder you have such a shitty view of the world with how far your head is stuck up your ass.
9
2 months ago
If I wanted a bitch I would have went straight to your mom.
9
2 months ago
I'm being treated like shit, so I must be dealing with an asshole
14
2 months ago
Wow, who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?
2
2 months ago
Go suck yourself off, no-one else will.
2
3 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
16
3 months ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
PornHub is down,
Your mother's Facebook will do.
15
3 months ago
I'd try being nicer if you try being smarter.
11
4 months ago
You have your head so far up your ass, you can chew your food twice.
13
5 months ago