Last Updated 17/05/2013
Good Comebacks
Good Comebacks that are cool to know. Make sure you are always ready with a funny clever witty comeback!
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327There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them. -
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35Insult: You're jealous!
Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you. -
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306You asked for my number and I said 1-800 kiss my ass
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139Insult: You're gay!
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393Last time I heard that I was laughing so hard, I fell off my dinosaur
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201Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down.
Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am.
Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there. -
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334You're as fake as a three dollar bill!
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185I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals
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114If I'm ugly, we must be twins.
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71You talk so much shit, I'm starting to smell it on your breath.
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209You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.
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97Life is but a game, and let me tell you, you suck at it.
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136You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.
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150If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
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75If you've got a problem take it up with my ass, because that's the only one that gives a crap!
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110You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.
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64Hey, that was quite a mouthful, but I guess you're used to that sort of thing.
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91Insult: Suck my dick!
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60What goes around, comes around but I hope it hits you twice as fucking hard!
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169Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?
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31Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
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131You're so low, you have to climb up a ladder to reach the bottom.
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144You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
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112His teeth are brighter than he is.
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71I have heard snappier comebacks from a bowl of rice crispies!
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138Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
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66I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.
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164You might as well wear a tampon on your head because if you're gonna act like a pussy you might as well look like one too.
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247Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
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157Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
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