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    And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would be?
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    If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!
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    You're just like a vacuum cleaner, loud and annoying!
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    If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.
    Good Comeback added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like
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    Glad you think I give a fuck but sorry, no such luck.
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    If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.
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    Insult: You're stupid.
    Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.
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    You're so full of shit your breath stinks!
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    If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
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    She spread a rumor about me?
    Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.
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    Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
    Good Comeback added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like
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    You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
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    I haven't taken a shower. Tomorrow I'll be beautiful. You, however, are stupid and will be stupid tomorrow.
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    I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.
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    Did someone order a cunt? Because one's just showed up.
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    Is your ass jelous of how much shit comes out of your mouth?
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    Insult: You're a piece of shit.
    Comeback: And you're the paper that wipes it.
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    Insult: You're a PUSSY!
    Comeback: Well, you are what you eat.
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    Insult: Bitch!
    Comeback: At least I'm not yours.
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    You sound reasonable.. Time to up the medication.
    Good Comeback added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Insult: This is boring!
    Comeback: So was your Mom last night.
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    If I wanted an ass's opinion I would have asked my donkey.
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    With breath like that, you shouldn't say anything at all.
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    Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.
    Good Comeback added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like
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    Person 1: What are you looking at?
    Person 2: That's what I'm trying to figure out
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    You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.
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    If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
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    Lives are just games, and it looks like you haven't bought one yet.
    Good Comeback added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
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    Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.
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