Last Updated 17/05/2013
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And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would be?
If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!
You're just like a vacuum cleaner, loud and annoying!
If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.
Glad you think I give a fuck but sorry, no such luck.
If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.
Insult: You're stupid.
Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.
You're so full of shit your breath stinks!
If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
She spread a rumor about me?
Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
I haven't taken a shower. Tomorrow I'll be beautiful. You, however, are stupid and will be stupid tomorrow.
I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.
Did someone order a cunt? Because one's just showed up.
Is your ass jelous of how much shit comes out of your mouth?
Insult: You're a piece of shit.
Comeback: And you're the paper that wipes it.
Insult: You're a PUSSY!
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat.
Comeback: At least I'm not yours.
You sound reasonable.. Time to up the medication.
Insult: This is boring!
Comeback: So was your Mom last night.
If I wanted an ass's opinion I would have asked my donkey.
With breath like that, you shouldn't say anything at all.
Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.
Person 1: What are you looking at?
Person 2: That's what I'm trying to figure out
You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Lives are just games, and it looks like you haven't bought one yet.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.
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