Last Updated 17/05/2013
Good Comebacks
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45I'd hit you but on earth we don't hit little girls. -
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112I can hear you with all that dick in you mouth.
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69If you talked anymore shit, you'd be shaped like a turd.
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43Insult: Where do you think you're going to put that? Comback: Bend over and I'll show you. ;)
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35Insult: You have no dick.
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112You're lying like a rug; dirty and on your back.
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59Did you leave the stove on? Cause you just got burned.
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74Me: Why do you have no dick.
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90Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?
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105I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
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32I've had snappier comebacks from a bowl of Rice Crispies.
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43Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
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78I’ll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?
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44Insult: Why are you so stupid?
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96Nice come back, now wipe that off your chin.
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25For a man with no cows, you've got an awful lot of bullshit.
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17Person 1: Can't you take a joke?
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94If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.
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127FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!
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6Insult: You're gay.
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192You asked for my number I said.. 1-800 Dream On !!
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29I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.
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29I'd slap you but shit splatters.
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28Go and take a LONG walk off a SHORT cliff.
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90Don't let my fist hit you on the way down.
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20If you ran as much as your mouth did, you'd be in good shape
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114You cut me down I must confess but in your mouth my Dick will rest
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22Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.
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103Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
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102My other ride is your mom.
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