Last Updated 17/05/2013
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You're just mad that your dads pussy is pinker than yours.
Comeback: Just like your social life
Person: I'm straight.
You: Straight as a circle!
If bullshit could bounce, you'd be in fucking orbit.
I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.
I'm sorry, how small did you say your chode was again?
Woah, who pissed in your fruitloops this morning?
I don't go strip club and tell your Mom how to do her job, so don't tell me how to do mine.
Insult: FUCK YOU!
Comeback: No thanks, I don't want herpes.
Insult: You fail!
Comeback: Your dad's condom failed!
Comeback: Your mom's abortion failed!
There are 2 things I don't that like about you; your face! So shut BOTH of them!
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
Insult: Kiss my ass.
Girl: Which one? Because either way I'd get a mouthful of shit!
Your comebacks are the same just like the size of your dick; small and pedantic.
You remind me of a zip loc bag; good for one quality use.
Insult: You smell.
Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!
You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.
I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.
Insult: You ruined it.
Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.
Insult: You suck.
Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.
If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
Insult: I see you have been shopping for new clothes, where from, Poundland?
Comeback: From your wardrobe? (;
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
*Sneeze* Oh, excuse me! I'm allergic to bullshit.
Can you eat a banana sideways? Cause you have a big mouth.
Insult: Suck my dick.
Comeback: Get one first!
And what are YOU? The poster boy for birth control?
When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.
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