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Last Updated 17/05/2013

Good Comebacks

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    You're just mad that your dads pussy is pinker than yours.
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    Insult: Fail!
    Comeback: Just like your social life
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    Person: I'm straight.
    You: Straight as a circle!
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    If bullshit could bounce, you'd be in fucking orbit.
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    I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.
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    I'm sorry, how small did you say your chode was again?
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    Woah, who pissed in your fruitloops this morning?
    Good Comeback added 6 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    I don't go strip club and tell your Mom how to do her job, so don't tell me how to do mine.
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    Insult: FUCK YOU!
    Comeback: No thanks, I don't want herpes.
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    Insult: You fail!
    Comeback: Your dad's condom failed!
    Comeback: Your mom's abortion failed!
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    There are 2 things I don't that like about you; your face! So shut BOTH of them!
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    Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
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    Insult: Kiss my ass.
    Girl: Which one? Because either way I'd get a mouthful of shit!
    Good Comeback added 10 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Your comebacks are the same just like the size of your dick; small and pedantic.
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    You remind me of a zip loc bag; good for one quality use.
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    Insult: You smell.
    Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!
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    You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.
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    I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.
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    Insult: You ruined it.
    Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.
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    Insult: You suck.
    Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.
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    If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
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    Insult: I see you have been shopping for new clothes, where from, Poundland?
    Comeback: From your wardrobe? (;
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    Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
    Good Comeback added 3 years ago - Show Facebook Like
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    Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!
    Good Comeback added 6 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
    Good Comeback added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like
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    *Sneeze* Oh, excuse me! I'm allergic to bullshit.
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    Can you eat a banana sideways? Cause you have a big mouth.
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    Insult: Suck my dick.
    Comeback: Get one first!
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    And what are YOU? The poster boy for birth control?
    Good Comeback added 9 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.
    Good Comeback added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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