Random Good Comebacks
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370Last time I heard that I was laughing so hard, I fell off my dinosaur -
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32Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
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109You're so full of shit your breath stinks!
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312Sorry, can't put small objects in my mouth or I'll choke
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74Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.
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96And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would be?
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64Guy 1: Why are you so fat?
Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza. -
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158You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
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80If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.
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117I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.
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498I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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158I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals
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27Insult: Bitch!
Comeback: At least I'm not yours. -
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120You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
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431Shock me, say something intelligent.