Random Good Comebacks
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391Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :) -
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93I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.
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32I've had snappier comebacks from a bowl of Rice Crispies.
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165You're so dirty, you started the swine flu.
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77If you've got a problem take it up with my ass, because that's the only one that gives a crap!
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91Don't let my fist hit you on the way down.
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113I can hear you with all that dick in you mouth.
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8Did you leave the stove on? Cause you just got burned!
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39Person: I'm straight.
You: Straight as a circle! -
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98I have a head pain from your mom screaming last night.
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80Insult: I see you have been shopping for new clothes, where from, Poundland?
Comeback: From your wardrobe? (; -
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75Me: Why do you have no dick.
You: I do.
Me: The one on your mom doesn't count. -
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71I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.
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97I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.
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58Look! You learned to talk!