Last Updated 02/04/2012
Family Insults
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149You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs. -
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28Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
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78Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
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64You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.
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56How were you born? Your dad has no balls!
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69The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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96Are your parents siblings?
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79I bet your mother has a loud bark!
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63You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
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90Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"
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74Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
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48You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.
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56When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
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63To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.
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93I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.
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90Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.
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69Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.
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