Last Updated 12/07/2011
Family Insults
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85You are so poor that when you asked you'r mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs. -
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43Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
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39You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.
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27How were you born? Your dad has no balls!
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47The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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63Are your parents siblings?
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52I bet your mother has a loud bark!
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42You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
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49Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
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62Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"
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39When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
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37You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.
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60I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.
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55Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.
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50To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.
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46Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.
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