Random Family Insults
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56You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her. -
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43You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.
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21Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
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63Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.
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81Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"
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63The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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72I bet your mother has a loud bark!
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84Are your parents siblings?
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73Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.
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65Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
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76I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.
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57You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
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66Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
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58To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.
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51When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.