Random Famous Insults
Go back to Famous Insults. Displaying 15 Random Famous Insults.
-
1.
75
27"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one."
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill -
2.
25
22"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
Ernest Hemingway
(about William Faulkner) -
3.
146
94Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue
-
4.
60
20"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
Groucho Marx -
5.
127
38"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
Stephen Bishop -
6.
49
25"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
Clarence Darrow -
7.
122
31"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
Mark Twain -
8.
8
29He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats.
-
9.
31
20"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
Winston Churchill -
10.
77
30"Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one."
Winston Churchill's response to George Bernard Shaw
-
11.
30
22"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
William Faulkner
(about Ernest Hemingway) -
12.
25
19It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before."If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
-
13.
82
23"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
Oscar Wilde -
14.
71
27"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.
-
15.
36
22"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
Billy Wilder