Last Updated
10 days ago (12/09/2014)

Fat Insults

10 days ago
You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE.
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10 days ago
Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
11
4 months ago
You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.
11
4 months ago
Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.
27
6 months ago
Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!
15
6 months ago
You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.
8
6 months ago
Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
You: No, your fat makes you look fat.
9
7 months ago
Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.
20
10 months ago
You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.
12
1 year ago
When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?
21
1 year ago
I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
43
1 year ago
You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.
26
1 year ago
You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.
-24
1 year ago
If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
26
1 year ago
Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.
12
1 year ago
Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.
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2 years ago
Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!
47
2 years ago
I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
33
2 years ago
You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.
14
2 years ago
Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.
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