Last Updated 17/04/2013
Fat Insults
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116At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face. -
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114I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
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147You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
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132You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
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163Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
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160Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
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110It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
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132You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
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106You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale
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113You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
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66You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
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226
54Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
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29When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
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58Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
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40You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
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178
47Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.
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183
53You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
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177
50You're so fat, you could sell shade!
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183
58Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!
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44Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
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181
73You're so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE
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172
65I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
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44You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
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59You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.
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84You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.
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131
43He has bigger tits than his mom
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97You're so fat that you bleed chocolate milk.
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15You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.
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49You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
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55Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
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