Last Updated 17/04/2013
At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale
You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.
You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
You're so fat, you could sell shade!
Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!
Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
You're so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE
I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.
You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.
He has bigger tits than his mom
You're so fat that you bleed chocolate milk.
You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.
You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
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