Last Updated 26/11/2011
Fat Insults
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62At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face. -
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63I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
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545
88You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
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319
94Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
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77You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
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97Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
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267
86You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
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230
62It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
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226
69You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale
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218
76You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
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168
41You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
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140
30Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
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121
25Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.
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118
32Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
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118
33You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
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127
42You're so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE
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116
32You're so fat, you could sell shade!
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119
36Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!
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139
58You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.
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94
22You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
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15When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
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38I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
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128
70You're so fat that you bleed chocolate milk.
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86
33You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
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89
39You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!
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27You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
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30You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.
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80
37Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
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28He has bigger tits than his mom
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80
41You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
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