Last Updated
8 months ago (12/09/2014)

Fat Insults

8 months ago
You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE.
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8 months ago
Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
64
1 year ago
You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.
33
1 year ago
Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.
51
1 year ago
Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!
39
1 year ago
You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.
13
1 year ago
Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
You: No, your fat makes you look fat.
31
1 year ago
Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.
52
1 year ago
You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.
27
2 years ago
When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?
44
2 years ago
I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
72
2 years ago
You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.
53
2 years ago
You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.
-60
2 years ago
If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
51
2 years ago
Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.
7
2 years ago
Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.
-36
3 years ago
Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!
75
3 years ago
I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
33
3 years ago
You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.
22
3 years ago
Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.
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