Last Updated
5 months ago (12/09/2014)

Fat Insults

5 months ago
You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE.
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5 months ago
Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
49
9 months ago
You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.
28
10 months ago
Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.
49
12 months ago
Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!
35
12 months ago
You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.
11
12 months ago
Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
You: No, your fat makes you look fat.
28
1 year ago
Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.
48
1 year ago
You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.
27
1 year ago
When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?
38
1 year ago
I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
70
1 year ago
You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.
47
1 year ago
You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.
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2 years ago
If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
41
2 years ago
Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.
11
2 years ago
Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.
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3 years ago
Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!
71
3 years ago
I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
32
3 years ago
You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.
21
3 years ago
Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.
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