Last Updated
4 days ago (23/07/2014)

Fat Insults

Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.
2
4 days ago
Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!
0
1 month ago
You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.
0
1 month ago
Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
You: No, your fat makes you look fat.
0
1 month ago
Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.
6
2 months ago
You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.
5
6 months ago
When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?
14
1 year ago
I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
28
1 year ago
You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.
20
1 year ago
You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.
-3
1 year ago
If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
16
1 year ago
Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.
5
1 year ago
Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.
-5
1 year ago
Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!
35
2 years ago
I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
22
2 years ago
You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.
10
2 years ago
Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.
-9
2 years ago
You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!
-5
2 years ago
Damn - you need a bell hanging from your neck!
-6
2 years ago
You're so fat, when you step on a weighing scale, it says fail.
-1
2 years ago