Random Fat Insults
Go back to Fat Insults. Displaying 15 Random Fat Insults.
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34He has bigger tits than his mom -
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51You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
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35They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
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20When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
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32Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.
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114You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
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25You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!
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42Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!
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85I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
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25Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
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130Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
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91You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
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43You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.
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107You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
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55You're so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE