Last Updated 14/05/2013
Girl Insults
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122Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra -
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163Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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133They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
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99I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
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121Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
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134Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
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42Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
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113If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
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69Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
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80If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
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27You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
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92I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
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84KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
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84Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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67Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
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56If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
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59Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
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41She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
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17You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
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94Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
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31That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
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9Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
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27Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
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21You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
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81Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
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123You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
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1You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
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18I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
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11Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
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3If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
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