Last Updated 02/02/2012
Girl Insults
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69Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra -
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95Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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76They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
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50I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
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76Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
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68If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
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51Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
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50If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
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22Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
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67I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
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13Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
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58Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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36Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
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49KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
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63Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
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26If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
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16She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
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27Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
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45Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
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76You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
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2You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
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