Last Updated
4 months ago (02/26/2015)

Girl Insults

4 months ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.
74
4 months ago
Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
101
4 months ago
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
-9
5 months ago
I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
78
5 months ago
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
85
5 months ago
I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
86
6 months ago
I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
86
6 months ago
That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
132
7 months ago
Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
45
7 months ago
You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
44
7 months ago
You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
54
7 months ago
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
-25
8 months ago
Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
290
8 months ago
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
156
9 months ago
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
85
9 months ago
Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
83
9 months ago
Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you did them all.
265
10 months ago
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
77
10 months ago
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
-31
10 months ago
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
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