Last Updated 14/05/2013
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
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