Last Updated
1 month ago (02/26/2015)

Girl Insults

1 month ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.
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1 month ago
Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
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1 month ago
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
14
1 month ago
I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
29
2 months ago
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
36
2 months ago
I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
42
3 months ago
I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
58
3 months ago
That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
82
3 months ago
Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
30
4 months ago
You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
49
4 months ago
You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
40
4 months ago
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
-20
5 months ago
Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
212
5 months ago
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
104
5 months ago
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
58
5 months ago
Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
57
6 months ago
Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you did them all.
178
6 months ago
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
49
7 months ago
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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7 months ago
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
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