Random Girl Insults

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    Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
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    Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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    I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
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    I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
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    If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
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    KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
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    You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
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    Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
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    Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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    Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
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    You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
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    You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
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    If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
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    Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
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    Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
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