Random Girl Insults
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1. Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
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2. Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
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3. That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
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4. She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
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5. You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
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6. You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
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7. If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
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8. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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9. I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
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10. You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
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11. Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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12. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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13. They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
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14. If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
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15. Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
