Last Updated
8 months ago (06/06/2016)

Girl Insults

I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
235
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
130
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
-60
You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
121
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
184
You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
205
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
380
Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
-24
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
431
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
21
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
166
I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
163
You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
40
Can I call you whora the explora?
120
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
90
What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
65
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
83
Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
161
I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
191
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
-37
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
537
I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
157
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
173
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
33
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
62
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.
151
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
-93
That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
218
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
1032
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
152