Ginger & Red Head
3 months ago (02/26/2015)
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.
That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!