Last Updated
3 months ago (06/06/2016)

Girl Insults

You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
64
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
378
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
41
You're not popular, your vagina is.
143
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
426
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
80
I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
55
No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
148
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
111
You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
77
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
80
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
-39
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
61
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
142
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
81
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
151
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
564
Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
-21
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
50
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
384
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
31
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
223
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
174
Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
93
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
114
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
151
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
-84
You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
33
I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
151
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
89