Ginger & Red Head
9 months ago (08/25/2015)
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you did them all.
If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
You're not popular, your vagina is.
You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.