Ginger & Red Head
1 month ago (08/25/2015)
Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.