Ginger & Red Head
3 months ago (08/25/2015)
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.