Last Updated
8 months ago (08/25/2015)

Girl Insults

I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
118
You're not popular, your vagina is.
121
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
375
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
72
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
210
Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
138
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.
117
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
20
You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
56
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
-78
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
184
You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
77
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
-50
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
173
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
106
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
139
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
74
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
109
Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
409
I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
526
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
518
Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
78
I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
175
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
89
You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
105
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
149
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
79
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
133
Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
52
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
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