Last Updated
4 months ago (02/26/2015)

Girl Insults

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
14
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
170
If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
312
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
112
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
84
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
373
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
15
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
51
I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
522
I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
85
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
-31
Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
131
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
587
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
138
You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
72
Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
117
That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
131
You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
34
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
69
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
-8
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
1007
Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
290
Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
435
Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
-16
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
77
You're not popular, your vagina is.
82
You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
44
Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
44
I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
142
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
381