Last Updated
1 month ago (02/26/2015)

Girl Insults

If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
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Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
15
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
365
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
14
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
988
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
63
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
529
Can I call you whora the explora?
54
Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
45
Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
116
I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
503
I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
58
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
38
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
47
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
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Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
67
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
371
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
58
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
49
I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
45
I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
214
You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
49
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
28
Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
30
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
91
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
173
That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
82
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
477
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
11
You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
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