Last Updated
16 days ago (11/08/2014)

Girl Insults

Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
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That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
87
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
152
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
304
What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
5
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
156
Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
29
Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
82
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
446
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
21
I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
68
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
69
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
345
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
17
You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
53
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
133
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
29
You're not popular, your vagina is.
7
I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
464
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
28
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
352
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
557
I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
201
You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
79
Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
385
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
366
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
10
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
90
Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
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