Last Updated
4 days ago (28/08/2014)

Girl Insults

What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
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Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
31
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
367
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
19
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
506
Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
387
Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
4
Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
109
If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
101
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
1
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
104
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
348
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
30
Can I call you whora the explora?
9
If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
286
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
4
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
54
Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
30
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
91
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
154
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
71
Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
57
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
157
I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
467
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
89
You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
30
I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
22
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
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Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
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