Ginger & Red Head
5 months ago (08/25/2015)
You're not popular, your vagina is.
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.
Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!