Ginger & Red Head
8 months ago (08/25/2015)
I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
You're not popular, your vagina is.
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.