Ginger & Red Head
4 days ago (20/10/2014)
You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you did them all.
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
Can I call you whora the explora?
I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.