Last Updated
5 days ago (01/23/2015)

Girl Insults

Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
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Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
467
Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you did them all.
126
You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
19
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
99
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
380
What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
28
You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
30
I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
496
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
11
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
69
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
363
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
113
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
165
Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
148
Can I call you whora the explora?
36
Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
55
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
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You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
61
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
5
If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
294
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
27
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
572
That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
43
Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
20
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
10
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
36
Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
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If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
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