Ginger & Red Head
1 month ago (02/26/2015)
If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
You're not popular, your vagina is.
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.