Ginger & Red Head
2 months ago (06/06/2016)
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?