Ginger & Red Head
1 day ago (12/21/2014)
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you did them all.
You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
Can I call you whora the explora?
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.