Ginger & Red Head
3 days ago (28/10/2014)
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
Can I call you whora the explora?
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
You're not popular, your vagina is.
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra