Last Updated
6 months ago (06/06/2016)

Girl Insults

I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
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I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
529
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
50
You're not popular, your vagina is.
148
Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
270
If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
119
You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
116
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
40
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
378
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
410
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
153
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
428
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
91
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
129
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
80
Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
465
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
388
Can I call you whora the explora?
115
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
184
If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
315
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
174
You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
39
What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
64
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
151
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
114
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
228
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
81
You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
32
You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
64
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
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