Ginger & Red Head
8 months ago (06/06/2016)
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
Can I call you whora the explora?
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.