Last Updated
2 months ago (06/06/2016)

Girl Insults

Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
22
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
80
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
378
You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
39
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
151
I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
125
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
126
That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
205
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
89
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
121
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
151
I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
189
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
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You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
199
Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
-21
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
81
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
80
I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
55
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
185
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
140
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
1023
Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
93
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
174
Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
159
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
111
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
41
I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
527
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
384
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
240