Ginger & Red Head
6 days ago (20/11/2014)
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
Can I call you whora the explora?
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
You're not popular, your vagina is.
You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?