Ginger & Red Head
4 days ago (08/25/2015)
You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you did them all.
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
You're not popular, your vagina is.
Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.