Last Updated
13 hours ago (02/26/2015)

Girl Insults

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
100
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
41
I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
213
Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
109
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
30
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
-5
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
365
You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
67
Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
16
You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
30
Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
70
If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
295
Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
-7
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
95
I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
17
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
33
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
115
I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
23
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.
3
You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
134
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
527
Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
61
Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
414
If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
111
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
61
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
43
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
85
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
20
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
370
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
48