Last Updated
10 days ago (11/09/2014)

Girl Insults

Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
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I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
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Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
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Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
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Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
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Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
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Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
21
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
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Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
110
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
20
Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
33
I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
202
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
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Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
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You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
30
If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
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You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
311
What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
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You're not popular, your vagina is.
11
Can I call you whora the explora?
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If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
102
Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
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I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
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Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
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She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
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That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
90
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
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Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
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Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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