Last Updated
3 days ago (28/10/2014)

Girl Insults

Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
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Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
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Can I call you whora the explora?
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That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
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What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
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Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
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You're not popular, your vagina is.
21
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
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Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
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You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
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I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
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You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
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If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
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Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
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Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
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She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
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Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
21
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
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If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
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I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
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She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
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You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
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Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
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Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
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Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
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Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
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Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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