Ginger & Red Head
7 months ago (06/06/2016)
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
You're not popular, your vagina is.
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.