Ginger & Red Head
3 months ago (06/06/2016)
You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
You're not popular, your vagina is.
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.