Last Updated
1 month ago (06/06/2016)

Girl Insults

I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
220
You're not popular, your vagina is.
141
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
89
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
150
What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
64
Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
440
At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
14
I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
125
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
408
Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
139
I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
526
I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
54
You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
198
If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
118
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
141
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
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You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
426
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
594
Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
92
Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
158
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
1022
You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
113
Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
264
If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
313
That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
203
You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
76
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
140
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
562
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
80
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
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