Last Updated
9 months ago (08/25/2015)

Girl Insults

I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
205
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
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I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
140
I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
527
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
149
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
382
Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you did them all.
458
If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
312
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
79
Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
139
You're not popular, your vagina is.
130
You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
38
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
173
I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
222
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
519
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
139
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
75
You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
189
Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
243
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
561
That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
190
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
376
You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
32
No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
132
I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
139
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
74
You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
56
Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
120
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
141
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.
119