Last Updated
4 days ago (20/11/2014)

Girl Insults

Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you did them all.
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You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
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Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
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Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
328
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
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If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
108
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
563
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
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Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
82
Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
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Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
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Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
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Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
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Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
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You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
99
What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
14
You're not popular, your vagina is.
25
Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
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If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
377
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
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Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
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Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
140
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
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Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
93
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
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Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
80
You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
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Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
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