Ginger & Red Head
1 day ago (20/10/2014)
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you did them all.
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
You're not popular, your vagina is.
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.