Ginger & Red Head
6 months ago (06/06/2016)
I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
You're not popular, your vagina is.
Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
Can I call you whora the explora?
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?