Last Updated
1 month ago (02/26/2015)

Girl Insults

If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
305
You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
148
Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
67
You're not popular, your vagina is.
53
Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
85
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
49
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
533
That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
91
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
11
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
53
Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
15
If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
117
What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
37
Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
34
You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
119
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
103
You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
45
I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
510
If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
51
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
367
I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
48
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
60
Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
369
Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
995
If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
48
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
-25
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
104
Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
68
Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
152
KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
175