Last Updated
5 months ago (11/16/2015)

Guy Insults

5 months ago
I would kick you in the balls if you had any.
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7 months ago
You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
78
1 year ago
You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
275
1 year ago
Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
182
1 year ago
Life is short and so is your penis.
72
1 year ago
Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.
19
2 years ago
I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.
36
2 years ago
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
52
2 years ago
Let me know when you are coming back to get your balls out of my purse..
14
2 years ago
I wouldn't fuck you for practice.
33
2 years ago
Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
20
2 years ago
If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.
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