1 year ago (21/03/2012)
You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!
You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.
You're so short if you pulled your socks up you'd be blind.
You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.
You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.
You're so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your feet dangle!
You're so short you would drown by the time you realised it was raining.
You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.
How's the weather down there?
Short person: How's the weather up there?
Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?
You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.
You're so short you don't know if you have a headache or footache.
You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.
Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like the Eiffel Tower!
You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!
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