Last Updated 21/03/2012
Height Insults
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86You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb! -
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83You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.
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212
80You're so short if you pulled your socks up you'd be blind.
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186
73You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.
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179
84You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.
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165
79You're so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your feet dangle!
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7.
141
82You're so short you would drown by the time you realised it was raining.
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8.
57
27You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.
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148
120How's the weather down there?
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73Short person: How's the weather up there?
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87
71You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.
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119
109You're so short you don't know if you have a headache or footache.
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13.
107
104You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.
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14.
37
64Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like the Eiffel Tower!
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15.
85
129You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!
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