Last Updated 21/11/2011
Height Insults
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55You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb! -
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54You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.
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56You're so short if you pulled your socks up you'd be blind.
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128
46You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.
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126
57You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.
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120
53You're so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your feet dangle!
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56You're so short you would drown by the time you realised it was raining.
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79How's the weather down there?
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27Short person: How's the weather up there?
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44You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.
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87You're so short you don't know if you have a headache or footache.
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75You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.
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91You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!
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