Last Updated
2 years ago (04/26/2014)

Height Insults

2 years ago
Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts
2
2 years ago
I won't make fun of your height, I wouldn't stoop that low.
84
4 years ago
You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.
115
4 years ago
Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like the Eiffel Tower!
-91
4 years ago
Short person: How's the weather up there?
Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?
53
4 years ago
You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.
25
5 years ago
You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.
143
5 years ago
You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.
211
5 years ago
You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.
-20
5 years ago
You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.
113
5 years ago
You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!
-123
6 years ago
You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!
323
6 years ago
You're so short you don't know if you have a headache or footache.
-14
6 years ago
You're so short you would drown by the time you realised it was raining.
72
6 years ago
You're so short if you pulled your socks up you'd be blind.
158
6 years ago
How's the weather down there?
14
6 years ago
You're so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your feet dangle!
105