Last Updated2 years ago (21/03/2012)
3 You're so short if you pulled your socks up you'd be blind.
6 You're so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your feet dangle!
7 You're so short you would drown by the time you realised it was raining.
9 How's the weather down there?
12 You're so short you don't know if you have a headache or footache.