Random Height Insults
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14You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty. -
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40Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like the Eiffel Tower!
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324
70You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!
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162
72You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.
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107
99You're so short you don't know if you have a headache or footache.
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216
68You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.
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151
66You're so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your feet dangle!
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93
93You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.
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133
103How's the weather down there?
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73
111You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!
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74
60You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.
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188
70You're so short if you pulled your socks up you'd be blind.
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128
71You're so short you would drown by the time you realised it was raining.
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163
63You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.
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73
55Short person: How's the weather up there?
Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?