Last Updated
9 days ago (12/10/2014)

Mean Insults

9 days ago
You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.
17 days ago
Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.
23 days ago
"When I think about you, I touch myself."
Meaning I rub my temples, because you give me a fucking headache.
1 month ago
Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?
1 month ago
I hope you have life insurance, you're gonna need it.
1 month ago
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
2 months ago
Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.
3 months ago
Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
4 months ago
It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
5 months ago
Before I met you I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong.
7 months ago
Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
7 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
8 months ago
When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
8 months ago
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
8 months ago
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump to your IQ.
8 months ago
I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.
8 months ago
Get off, you malignant growth!
8 months ago
Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
9 months ago
The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.
9 months ago
When God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.