Last Updated
10 days ago (19/07/2014)

Mean Insults

Before I met you I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong.
7
10 days ago
Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
3
2 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
8
3 months ago
When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
3
3 months ago
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
6
3 months ago
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump to your IQ.
5
3 months ago
I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.
2
3 months ago
Get off, you malignant growth!
-1
3 months ago
Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
2
3 months ago
The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.
11
4 months ago
When God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.
2
4 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
34
5 months ago
Person: My Parents are dead...
Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.
-1
6 months ago
Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.
41
8 months ago
If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.
28
8 months ago
I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
29
11 months ago
When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.
16
11 months ago
I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.
47
1 year ago
I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
16
1 year ago
Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
18
1 year ago