Last Updated
2 days ago (19/10/2014)

Mean Insults

2 days ago
Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.
-4
1 month ago
Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
42
2 months ago
It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
33
3 months ago
Before I met you I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong.
22
5 months ago
Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
7
5 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
28
6 months ago
When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
4
6 months ago
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
8
6 months ago
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump to your IQ.
17
6 months ago
I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.
7
6 months ago
Get off, you malignant growth!
-23
6 months ago
Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
8
7 months ago
The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.
27
7 months ago
When God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.
8
8 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
52
8 months ago
Person: My Parents are dead...
Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.
12
11 months ago
Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.
63
11 months ago
If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.
41
1 year ago
I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
35
1 year ago
When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.
25