Last Updated
1 month ago (03/17/2015)

Mean Insults

1 month ago
I can't tell if you're on too many drugs or not enough.
-13
1 month ago
Bitch, you're like summer; no class.
73
2 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I want to hit you with my car,
Throw you off a cliff so high,
I hope you break your neck and die.
140
2 months ago
I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.
157
3 months ago
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the garbage.
122
4 months ago
You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.
61
4 months ago
Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.
-15
5 months ago
"When I think about you, I touch myself."
Meaning I rub my temples, because you give me a fucking headache.
70
5 months ago
Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?
82
5 months ago
I hope you have life insurance, you're gonna need it.
-43
6 months ago
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
-76
6 months ago
Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.
24
7 months ago
Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
122
8 months ago
It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
107
9 months ago
Before I met you I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong.
66
12 months ago
Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
48
12 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
132
1 year ago
When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
53
1 year ago
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
28
1 year ago
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump to your IQ.
73