Last Updated 17/05/2013
Mean Insults
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155You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen. -
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249My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
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205Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
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99Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
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314God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
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75I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
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147When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
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685
157I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
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714
211THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
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174If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
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532
103Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
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127You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
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534
118God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
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109I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.
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101When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
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44Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?
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90We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
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333
59I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
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33Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
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80Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
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65You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
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78Do you need those glasses to see the size of your dick?
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65Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
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75If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
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70I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.
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90Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
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79If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
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46I'd slap you, but shit stains.
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72People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.
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22I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
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