Last Updated
14 days ago (09/11/2014)

Mean Insults

14 days ago
Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?
12
21 days ago
I hope you have life insurance, you're gonna need it.
-8
1 month ago
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
-24
1 month ago
Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.
-1
2 months ago
Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
49
3 months ago
It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
39
4 months ago
Before I met you I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong.
29
6 months ago
Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
8
6 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
40
7 months ago
When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
9
7 months ago
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
8
7 months ago
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump to your IQ.
18
7 months ago
I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.
13
7 months ago
Get off, you malignant growth!
-27
7 months ago
Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
18
8 months ago
The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.
31
8 months ago
When God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.
5
9 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
65
10 months ago
Person: My Parents are dead...
Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.
12
1 year ago
Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.
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