Last Updated
3 days ago (01/28/2015)

Mean Insults

3 days ago
I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.
14
29 days ago
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the garbage.
54
1 month ago
You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.
35
2 months ago
Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.
-6
2 months ago
"When I think about you, I touch myself."
Meaning I rub my temples, because you give me a fucking headache.
42
2 months ago
Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?
49
2 months ago
I hope you have life insurance, you're gonna need it.
-24
3 months ago
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
-37
3 months ago
Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.
5
4 months ago
Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
77
5 months ago
It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
77
6 months ago
Before I met you I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong.
43
9 months ago
Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
26
9 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
71
9 months ago
When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
28
9 months ago
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
26
9 months ago
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump to your IQ.
49
9 months ago
I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.
27
10 months ago
Get off, you malignant growth!
-47
10 months ago
Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
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