Last Updated
13 days ago (03/17/2015)

Mean Insults

13 days ago
I can't tell if you're on too many drugs or not enough.
-8
22 days ago
Bitch, you're like summer; no class.
34
1 month ago
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I want to hit you with my car,
Throw you off a cliff so high,
I hope you break your neck and die.
107
2 months ago
I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.
110
2 months ago
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the garbage.
96
3 months ago
You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.
53
3 months ago
Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.
-17
4 months ago
"When I think about you, I touch myself."
Meaning I rub my temples, because you give me a fucking headache.
61
4 months ago
Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?
73
4 months ago
I hope you have life insurance, you're gonna need it.
-43
5 months ago
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
-64
5 months ago
Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.
15
6 months ago
Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
105
7 months ago
It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
97
8 months ago
Before I met you I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong.
61
11 months ago
Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
44
11 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
113
11 months ago
When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
45
11 months ago
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
27
11 months ago
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump to your IQ.
64