Last Updated
6 months ago (10/27/2015)

Mean Insults

6 months ago
You should donate blood. All of it!
25
1 year ago
If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.
136
1 year ago
I can't tell if you're on too many drugs or not enough.
20
1 year ago
Bitch, you're like summer; no class.
162
1 year ago
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I want to hit you with my car,
Throw you off a cliff so high,
I hope you break your neck and die.
504
1 year ago
I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.
417
1 year ago
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the garbage.
270
1 year ago
You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.
161
1 year ago
Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.
-55
1 year ago
"When I think about you, I touch myself."
Meaning I rub my temples, because you give me a fucking headache.
108
1 year ago
Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?
141
1 year ago
I hope you have life insurance, you're gonna need it.
-92
1 year ago
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
-117
1 year ago
Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.
63
1 year ago
Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
207
1 year ago
It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
187
1 year ago
Before I met you I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong.
102
2 years ago
Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
61
2 years ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
220
2 years ago
When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
80