Last Updated 17/05/2013
If ignorance is bliss, you must be one happy guy.
Shut up, you failed result of an abortion.
You only make 5 things; mistakes, ugly babies, cigarette ashes, bad sex and the shit coming out of your mouth.
I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.
You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.
You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!
I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!
Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!
I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
You remind me of a toothache I once had.
You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?
Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!
I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.
Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
i heard that your mom was driving in the junkyard looking for a place to dispose of you quickly
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along. You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet!!
You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.
I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.
People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
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