Last Updated 17/05/2013
Mean Insults
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22If ignorance is bliss, you must be one happy guy. -
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7Shut up, you failed result of an abortion.
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10You only make 5 things; mistakes, ugly babies, cigarette ashes, bad sex and the shit coming out of your mouth.
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33I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.
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19You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.
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15You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!
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37I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!
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30Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!
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28I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!
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34There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
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11I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
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29I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
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21No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
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18You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
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18I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
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62You remind me of a toothache I once had.
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24You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?
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4Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.
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18I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
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19If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
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8You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!
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3I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.
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5Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
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17i heard that your mom was driving in the junkyard looking for a place to dispose of you quickly
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21Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
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22You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along. You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet!!
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1You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.
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17I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.
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25People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
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20All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
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