Random Mean Insults
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21Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. -
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30You: Why won't you make a clone of yourself.
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28It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.
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29I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
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21The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.
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36I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.
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1I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
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74Save the planet! Kill yourself!
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42You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
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70I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.
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79If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
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212THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
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76If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
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104Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
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19I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.