Random Mean Insults
Go back to Mean Insults. Displaying 15 Random Mean Insults.
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21You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter? -
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30Now she's at rest and so am I
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18All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
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52Your parents only had you cause your mother couldn't afford the abortion.
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25People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
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77When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
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22I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.
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52Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
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10You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!
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24Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.
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61Save the planet! Kill yourself!
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17You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.
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14Insult: Shut up.
Comeback: Make me
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28God loves you. But no one else does!
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165Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.