Ginger & Red Head
5 months ago (04/30/2015)
When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.
I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.
People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
You: Why won't you make a clone of yourself.
You: So you can go fuck yourself!
God loves you. But no one else does!
At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
I hope you have life insurance, you're gonna need it.
I can't tell if you're on too many drugs or not enough.
I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.
God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.
Can I borrow your head for my rock garden?!
Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
Your parents only had you cause your mother couldn't afford the abortion.
I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.
It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.