Ginger & Red Head
3 months ago (10/27/2015)
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.
You're so pathetic, your imaginary friend hates you.
I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.
It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
Do you need those glasses to see the size of your dick?
Before I met you I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the garbage.
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I want to hit you with my car,
Throw you off a cliff so high,
I hope you break your neck and die.
At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.
You'd make a lovely corpse!
I'd slap you, but shit stains.
When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
Everyone hates Emos - even the Emos themselves!
You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
Insult: Shut up.
Comeback: Make me
Comeback Insult: I don't make bullshit.