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1 day ago (26/11/2014)

Mean Insults

Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.
I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!
God loves you. But no one else does!
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!
I hope you have life insurance, you're gonna need it.
Well I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.
When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.
Get off, you malignant growth!
Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.
Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.
You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.
I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.
i heard that your mom was driving in the junkyard looking for a place to dispose of you quickly
Save the planet! Kill yourself!
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.
I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.
I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.
People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.