Last Updated
13 days ago (03/17/2015)

Mean Insults

I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.
56
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers and this one's for you. [Middle Finger]
101
I'll hit you so hard you'll have to take off your shoes to shit!
-6
Everyone hates Emos - even the Emos themselves!
-124
You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?
25
They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.
-4
Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.
54
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
20
You: Why won't you make a clone of yourself.
Person: Why?
You: So you can go fuck yourself!
8
Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
370
You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
5
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
24
No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
25
You'd make a lovely corpse!
57
Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
32
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
257
I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!
25
At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.
71
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
27
Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.
-16
Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
301
You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.
33
God loves you. But no one else does!
59
I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.
58
Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
-29
You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
38
You make less sense than a white basketball player.
-33
Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
-33
You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!
62
Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
44