Last Updated
1 month ago (03/17/2015)

Mean Insults

You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?
They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.
I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.
You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!
God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
Do you need those glasses to see the size of your dick?
Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.
I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
Before I met you I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong.
It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.
I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the garbage.
Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.
Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.
I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!
You need to check yourself because what I'm seeing is not reality.
I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.