Ginger & Red Head
24 days ago (08/08/2014)
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
Do you need those glasses to see the size of your dick?
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
You're so pathetic, your imaginary friend hates you.
Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
You need to check yourself because what I'm seeing is not reality.
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.
You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.
You only make 5 things; mistakes, ugly babies, cigarette ashes, bad sex and the shit coming out of your mouth.
God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.
I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?