Last Updated
3 months ago (10/27/2015)

Mean Insults

I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.
-28
You're so pathetic, your imaginary friend hates you.
138
I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.
6
It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
66
Do you need those glasses to see the size of your dick?
360
Before I met you I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong.
93
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the garbage.
238
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
52
When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
681
It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
177
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
849
I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
-3
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I want to hit you with my car,
Throw you off a cliff so high,
I hope you break your neck and die.
418
At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.
104
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
211
I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.
65
You'd make a lovely corpse!
52
I'd slap you, but shit stains.
269
When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.
50
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
-80
People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
-22
Everyone hates Emos - even the Emos themselves!
-155
You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.
140
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
2283
God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
654
God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
791
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
518
No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
27
Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
31
Insult: Shut up.
Comeback: Make me
Comeback Insult: I don't make bullshit.
109