Last Updated
9 days ago (02/24/2015)

Mean Insults

You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
38
It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.
-10
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
19
People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
8
Can I borrow your head for my rock garden?!
74
You're so pathetic, your imaginary friend hates you.
105
At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.
67
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
19
I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.
57
Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
362
Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
33
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
1034
I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.
481
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
484
I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.
37
You: Why won't you make a clone of yourself.
Person: Why?
You: So you can go fuck yourself!
6
Everyone hates Emos - even the Emos themselves!
-117
Get off, you malignant growth!
-55
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
496
Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
26
Before I met you I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong.
51
You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!
58
Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
17
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
9
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
770
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?
415
Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.
51
The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.
45
I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
54
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
23