Last Updated
6 months ago (10/27/2015)

Mean Insults

You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
5
When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
80
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
22
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
17
At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.
108
I'll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you'll need a passport and a plane ticket back!
1
I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
66
Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
61
Do you need those glasses to see the size of your dick?
373
Everyone hates Emos - even the Emos themselves!
-158
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
220
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
24
Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!
34
Can I borrow your head for my rock garden?!
79
God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
799
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
216
I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.
95
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the garbage.
270
I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.
73
Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
308
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
-7
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
-76
I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.
49
Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
43
You: Why won't you make a clone of yourself.
Person: Why?
You: So you can go fuck yourself!
21
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
420
Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
428
When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.
54
I'd slap you, but shit stains.
278
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.
-28