Last Updated
26 days ago (04/30/2015)

Mean Insults

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
22
Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.
81
I'd slap you, but shit stains.
246
I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
43
We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.
42
Can I borrow your head for my rock garden?!
76
You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
81
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
2
Save the planet! Kill yourself!
88
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
-82
I'll hit you so hard you'll have to take off your shoes to shit!
-11
You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
41
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
14
Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.
53
Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.
34
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
205
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
388
Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.
60
Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.
104
THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
608
Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
194
You remind me of a toothache I once had.
14
I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!
-65
Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
-15
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.
-5
People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
-25
You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.
71
It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.
-12
Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
44
You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside!
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