Last Updated
18 days ago (08/08/2014)

Mean Insults

It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.
-17
I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.
29
The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?
80
You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.
39
If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!
57
I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
25
i heard that your mom was driving in the junkyard looking for a place to dispose of you quickly
17
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
18
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
-3
When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
625
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.
-15
Insult: Shut up.
Comeback: Make me
Comeback Insult: I don't make bullshit.
67
Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.
42
Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
13
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?
383
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
19
Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.
47
People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.
190
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
610
You'd make a lovely corpse!
50
God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
497
I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!
22
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
197
If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.
33
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
13
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.
0
Before I met you I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong.
11
We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven".
157
People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
-22
Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
2