Last Updated
1 year ago (10/27/2015)

Mean Insults

You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!
139
When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.
58
You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
6
The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.
-13
I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
32
I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
411
I'll hit you so hard you'll have to take off your shoes to shit!
-31
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
38
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump to your IQ.
175
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
108
I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
138
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
704
You make less sense than a white basketball player.
-94
I can't tell if you're on too many drugs or not enough.
61
Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
-16
Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?
187
People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
-24
When God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.
27
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
22
I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!
-73
I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
28
You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.
208
People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.
248
Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.
190
Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!
34
THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
665
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
1619
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
22
You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
85
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
20