Last Updated
7 months ago (10/27/2015)

Mean Insults

I'll hit you so hard you'll have to take off your shoes to shit!
-21
The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.
-17
The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.
67
It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.
-26
If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.
97
We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
38
The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.
-6
Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.
70
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
522
You should donate blood. All of it!
35
At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.
109
You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!
50
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers and this one's for you. [Middle Finger]
178
If ignorance is bliss, you must be one happy guy.
42
You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.
168
I hope you have life insurance, you're gonna need it.
-90
I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
120
Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
431
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
2322
You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.
51
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump to your IQ.
142
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
-114
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
214
I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.
439
I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!
25
Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
-33
You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
48
When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.
55
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
1130
You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
5