Last Updated
10 months ago (10/27/2015)

Mean Insults

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers and this one's for you. [Middle Finger]
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
You only make 5 things; mistakes, ugly babies, cigarette ashes, bad sex and the shit coming out of your mouth.
It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.
Everyone hates Emos - even the Emos themselves!
Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.
Do you need those glasses to see the size of your dick?
I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.
If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
You: Why won't you make a clone of yourself.
Person: Why?
You: So you can go fuck yourself!
I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!
Shut up, you failed result of an abortion.
I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.
You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!
They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.
People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!