Last Updated
1 year ago (10/27/2015)

Mean Insults

You should donate blood. All of it!
75
You'd make a lovely corpse!
55
People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.
250
If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.
179
I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.
600
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
622
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
1170
No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
33
You: Why won't you make a clone of yourself.
Person: Why?
You: So you can go fuck yourself!
35
If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.
133
We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
37
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
346
The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.
-21
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
1125
God loves you. But no one else does!
70
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
39
I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.
225
I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!
23
I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!
-20
Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!
34
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
915
At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.
116
You're so pathetic, your imaginary friend hates you.
163
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
4
Insult: Shut up.
Comeback: Make me
Comeback Insult: I don't make bullshit.
145
When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
705
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.
-6
I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
-32
I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!
23
Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?
189