Last Updated
11 days ago (12/10/2014)

Mean Insults

You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?
I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!
You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
Do you need those glasses to see the size of your dick?
They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.
Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.
If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
Person: My Parents are dead...
Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.
If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?
We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.
I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!
Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.
I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.
I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!
I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
Shut up, you failed result of an abortion.
You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!