Last Updated
4 months ago (04/30/2015)

Mean Insults

Now she's at rest and so am I
-41
Well I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.
-36
You remind me of a toothache I once had.
13
I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!
29
I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.
220
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
266
Person: My Parents are dead...
Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.
3
You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside!
139
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?
456
Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
-33
I hope you have life insurance, you're gonna need it.
-64
You'd make a lovely corpse!
55
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
393
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
326
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
36
We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
33
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
174
Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
25
I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.
62
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
204
People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
-24
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
146
I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.
62
I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.
504
Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.
120
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
208
Insult: Shut up.
Comeback: Make me
Comeback Insult: I don't make bullshit.
99
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
151
You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.
33
People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.
223