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4 days ago (21/10/2014)

Mean Insults

Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
42
When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.
25
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
294
When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
357
People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.
195
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
21
You need to check yourself because what I'm seeing is not reality.
-7
I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
221
You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.
40
I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
28
I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.
50
I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.
9
We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.
44
I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.
28
I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!
-10
I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
23
I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.
35
I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!
-59
It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
34
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
54
I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.
8
You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
1
Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.
64
Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
-30
Get off, you malignant growth!
-24
Insult: Shut up.
Comeback: Make me
Comeback Insult: I don't make bullshit.
67
If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
-22
You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!
34
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
91
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump to your IQ.
17