Last Updated
5 days ago (15/09/2014)

Mean Insults

We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.
43
Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.
44
Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
-10
At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.
54
You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.
38
I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
-2
The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?
80
I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
27
You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!
30
I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.
55
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
730
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
319
Everyone hates Emos - even the Emos themselves!
-92
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?
383
I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!
-10
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
253
God loves you. But no one else does!
48
Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
-29
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
550
I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.
207
You're so pathetic, your imaginary friend hates you.
87
You'd make a lovely corpse!
50
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
19
I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!
-57
You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
37
We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven".
157
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
468
When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
629
You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside!
128
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
14