Last Updated
2 days ago (19/10/2014)

Mean Insults

When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.
25
I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
220
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
52
If ignorance is bliss, you must be one happy guy.
31
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.
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Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.
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I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
26
Before I met you I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong.
22
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
925
I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!
-59
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
185
Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.
53
I'll hit you so hard you'll have to take off your shoes to shit!
-4
Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
8
You remind me of a toothache I once had.
13
I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!
21
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
22
You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.
40
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
172
You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!
33
We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
33
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
5
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
20
Your parents only had you cause your mother couldn't afford the abortion.
141
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
253
Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.
46
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
2035
Insult: Shut up.
Comeback: Make me
Comeback Insult: I don't make bullshit.
67
I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.
27
Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
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