Last Updated
9 days ago (21/10/2014)

Mean Insults

I'd slap you, but shit stains.
205
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
-3
I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!
-59
Shut up, you failed result of an abortion.
37
I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
-19
I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
35
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
323
I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
24
We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven".
156
Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.
67
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
21
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
984
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
-14
You need to check yourself because what I'm seeing is not reality.
-6
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
7
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
195
The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.
29
When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.
24
I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.
8
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
735
Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
335
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
479
I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!
27
How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
-40
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
6
When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
358
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
136
People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
9
You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!
36
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
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