Last Updated 27/06/2012
Money Insults
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47You're so poor you're always talking about the time you almost ate at a restaurant! -
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42You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"
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56You're so poor that yesterday I saw your mother moving a trash can from one street to another. I asked what was she doing and she said, "I am moving my house
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50You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!
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46There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
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15You're so poor you don't even have enough money to pay attention.
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35You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."
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39You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.
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59You're so poor that when I went to your house and used the bathroom, a rat tripped me and a cockroach took my wallet.
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63You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.
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86You're so poor, even the Mexicans make fun of you!
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