Last Updated 13/01/2012
Nerd Insults
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38You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives. -
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44Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
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28You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
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32You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
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12Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.
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34You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.
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42I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.
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34The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.
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17I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
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16Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
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33There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
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28You're not optimized for life are you?
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34Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.
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25Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?
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33Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
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14If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
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24You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
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32You're not important - you're just an NPC!
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19A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
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