Last Updated 16/05/2013
Old People Insults
I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
Your so old your farts turn to dust.
Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.
You're so old you're birthday cake looks like a forest fire.
Your grandfather is so old he remembers when the dead sea was just feeling ill.
You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework.
You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.
You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.
You've got more wrinkles than an Elephant's scrotum.
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
You're so old, you've seen honey expire!
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
Hey, act your age -- senile!
You're so old, I bet you're constipated!
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