Last Updated 31/01/2012
Old People Insults
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36I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high. -
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38Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.
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48Your so old your farts turn to dust.
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38Your grandfather is so old he remembers when the dead sea was just feeling ill.
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29You're so old you're birthday cake looks like a forest fire.
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43You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework.
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12You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.
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6The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
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68Hey, act your age -- senile!
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113You're so old, I bet you're constipated!
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