Last Updated 16/05/2013
Old People Insults
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1. I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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2. Your so old your farts turn to dust.
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3. Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.
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4. You're so old you're birthday cake looks like a forest fire.
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5. Your grandfather is so old he remembers when the dead sea was just feeling ill.
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6. You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework.
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7. You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.
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8. You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.
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9. You've got more wrinkles than an Elephant's scrotum.
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10. You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
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11. You're so old, you've seen honey expire!
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12. The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
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13. Hey, act your age -- senile!
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14. You're so old, I bet you're constipated!
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