Random Old People Insults
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16The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. -
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9You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.
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36You're so old you're birthday cake looks like a forest fire.
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15You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.
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129You're so old, I bet you're constipated!
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45Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.
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73Hey, act your age -- senile!
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48You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework.
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54Your so old your farts turn to dust.
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46Your grandfather is so old he remembers when the dead sea was just feeling ill.
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41I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.