Random Old People Insults
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36You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark. -
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36The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
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95Hey, act your age -- senile!
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62Your so old your farts turn to dust.
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41You're so old you're birthday cake looks like a forest fire.
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60Your grandfather is so old he remembers when the dead sea was just feeling ill.
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154You're so old, I bet you're constipated!
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1You've got more wrinkles than an Elephant's scrotum.
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24You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.
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51I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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62You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework.
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10You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
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59Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.
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8You're so old, you've seen honey expire!