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0I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high. -
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2A cup and saucer short of a place setting.
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1I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.
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5I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
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0You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.
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2Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
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1Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
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0A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.
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2Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning for you?
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3I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
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1Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
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1Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
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1I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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2If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
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2Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.