Random Insults
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161Yo Momma Insult: Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack! -
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82Relationship Insult: I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
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84Yo Momma Insult: Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
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14Ugly Insult: She's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
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28Rude Insult: You are a rotting boner.
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37Rude Insult: We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
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28Ugly Insult: You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
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28Good Comeback: Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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42Yo Momma Insult: Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
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17Mean Insult: i heard that your mom was driving in the junkyard looking for a place to dispose of you quickly
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84Girl Insult: KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
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52Yo Momma Insult: Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.
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14Skinny Insult: You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
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29Rude Insult: You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.
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10Ugly Insult: We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!