Last Updated 23/04/2013
Relationship Insults
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82I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse! -
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91Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
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82Wanna get laid? Just crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
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52Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
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62It's men like you that make women gay.
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41You're just mad because your hair is straighter than you are.
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68If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
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78Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.
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71I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.
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53They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
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38Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Garbage is dumped,
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70Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
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43Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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47They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.
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8Bitch please. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
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17Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
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41I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
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42I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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51You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.
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31I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?
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30I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.
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17Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?
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6Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
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48He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
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35I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
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24Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.
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3Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!
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79I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!
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69You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a bigamist.
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82You loud Dick-Lips.
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