4 days ago (11/04/2014)
3 Wanna get laid? Just crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
6 It's men like you that make women gay.
8 If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
9 I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.
10 Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.
11 They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
15 They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.
17 I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
18 I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
19 You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.
26 He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.