Random Relationship Insults
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37You're just mad because your hair is straighter than you are. -
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61Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
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70Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
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40They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.
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62I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.
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69Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.
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43Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus. -
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25I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.
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40He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
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20I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?
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58You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a bigamist.
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35I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
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14Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?
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50They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
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17Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.