Last Updated 04/02/2012
Rude Insults
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83Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. -
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96You're the reason God created the middle finger.
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71You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.
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72You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!
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39Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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35I would shove my foot up your ass, but you would enjoy it.
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99Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!
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66Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
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64I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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57I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
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37Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
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47If you want to get laid, crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
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62Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
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13You should put a diaper on your face because that's where all the shit is coming out of.
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20The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.
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42Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
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23I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
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36I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!
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37Your balls are so saggy you can teabag someone while doing a hand stand.
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43I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
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37When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.
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56I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
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34You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
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30Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
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38You're one load your mum should have swallowed!
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42Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
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33I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
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39I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
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35You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.
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48I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
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