Last Updated
5 months ago (08/25/2015)

Rude Insults

5 months ago
You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
70
5 months ago
Insult: Are you 5?
Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
36
10 months ago
Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
358
10 months ago
You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
155
11 months ago
You should have been a blowjob.
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1 year ago
I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
141
1 year ago
Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
213
1 year ago
Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.
200
1 year ago
You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
159
1 year ago
Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.
244
1 year ago
A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.
89
1 year ago
Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
13
2 years ago
What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
39
2 years ago
Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.
120
2 years ago
Your sex life is like the rainbow; crazy people search for it, midgets have gone through it, and every gayman in America supports it.
29
2 years ago
I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.
85
2 years ago
You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.
57
2 years ago
The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
124
2 years ago
To all the bitches with my name in their mouth, do what you do best and swallow it.
79
3 years ago
If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
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