Last Updated
10 days ago (03/19/2015)

Rude Insults

10 days ago
You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
17
1 month ago
You should have been a blowjob.
-34
1 month ago
I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
39
2 months ago
Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
101
3 months ago
Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.
65
3 months ago
You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
65
6 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.
113
6 months ago
A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.
42
1 year ago
Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
-13
1 year ago
What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
19
1 year ago
Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.
66
1 year ago
Your sex life is like the rainbow; crazy people search for it, midgets have gone through it, and every gayman in America supports it.
14
1 year ago
I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.
46
1 year ago
You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.
35
1 year ago
The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
82
2 years ago
To all the bitches with my name in their mouth, do what you do best and swallow it.
47
2 years ago
If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
97
2 years ago
You started with nothing and still have most of it left.
26
2 years ago
You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
21
2 years ago
You're the dick you'll never have.
91