Last Updated
3 months ago (03/31/2015)

Rude Insults

3 months ago
Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
198
3 months ago
You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
105
4 months ago
You should have been a blowjob.
-129
5 months ago
I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
82
5 months ago
Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
147
6 months ago
Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.
131
7 months ago
You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
104
9 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.
169
9 months ago
A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.
59
1 year ago
Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
-8
1 year ago
What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
33
1 year ago
Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.
93
1 year ago
Your sex life is like the rainbow; crazy people search for it, midgets have gone through it, and every gayman in America supports it.
24
1 year ago
I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.
62
2 years ago
You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.
44
2 years ago
The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
103
2 years ago
To all the bitches with my name in their mouth, do what you do best and swallow it.
62
2 years ago
If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
121
2 years ago
You started with nothing and still have most of it left.
28
2 years ago
You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
23