Last Updated
14 days ago (02/16/2015)

Rude Insults

14 days ago
You should have been a blowjob.
-11
26 days ago
I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
18
1 month ago
Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
73
2 months ago
Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.
48
2 months ago
You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
53
5 months ago
Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.
87
5 months ago
A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.
41
1 year ago
Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
-20
1 year ago
What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
17
1 year ago
Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.
61
1 year ago
Your sex life is like the rainbow; crazy people search for it, midgets have gone through it, and every gayman in America supports it.
10
1 year ago
I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.
45
1 year ago
You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.
29
1 year ago
The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
79
2 years ago
To all the bitches with my name in their mouth, do what you do best and swallow it.
44
2 years ago
If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
98
2 years ago
You started with nothing and still have most of it left.
26
2 years ago
You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
20
2 years ago
You're the dick you'll never have.
85
2 years ago
Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot.
40