Random Rude Insults
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36I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. -
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25Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.
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17All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.
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18300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!
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6The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
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53You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.
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4You're such a turd, when you sat in the sandbox, the cats tried to bury you.
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152You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.
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16Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
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23If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting.
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67Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
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7Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.
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45The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.
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100Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
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30Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!