Random Rude Insults
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33The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born. -
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16I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
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86I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
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14I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
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106You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!
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33Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
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26You are a rotting boner.
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28Wanna go to your Mommy? She has your bottle heated up.
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36Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
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53You're one load your mum should have swallowed!
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80Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
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48You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
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7Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.
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17300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!
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16Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!