Last Updated 03/02/2011

Shakespeare Insults

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    You are as a candle, the better burnt out.
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    2.
    Thou burly-boned fat-kidneyed minnow!
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    3.
    [Thine] breath stinks with eating toasted cheese.
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    In civility thou seem'st so empty.
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    Thou art the best o' th' cut-throats.
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    Thou sham'st the music of sweet news
    By playing it to me with so sour a face.
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    Thou subtle, perjur'd, false, disloyal man!
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    Thou rank dizzy-eyed fustilarian!
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    Thou thing of no bowels thou!
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    10.
    Thou art only mark'd for hot vengeance and the rod of heaven.
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