Last Updated 10/10/2011
Skinny Insults
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39You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant. -
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33You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.
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39You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
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40You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
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28You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
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51You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
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51You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.
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49I've seen more meat on a chicken than you
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65You're so skinny, your nipples touch.
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40You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.
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46You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!
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43You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.
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31You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.
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47I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.
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69You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
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