Last Updated 09/04/2013
Skinny Insults
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60You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant. -
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57You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.
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62You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
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50You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
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59You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
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73You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.
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75You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
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71I've seen more meat on a chicken than you
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55You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.
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94You're so skinny, your nipples touch.
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69You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!
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13The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.
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39You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
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5You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.
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13You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.
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14You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
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70You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.
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61You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.
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80I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.
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93You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
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