Last Updated 09/04/2013
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.
You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.
You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.
You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
I've seen more meat on a chicken than you
You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.
You're so skinny, your nipples touch.
You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!
The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.
You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.
You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.
I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
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