Random Skinny Insults
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49You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio. -
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52You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
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51You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.
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63You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.
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69I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.
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83You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
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49You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.
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65You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.
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43You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
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18You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
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62I've seen more meat on a chicken than you
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85You're so skinny, your nipples touch.
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63You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!
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52You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
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69You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.