Last Updated 09/05/2013
Stupid Insults
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32Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall. -
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93You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
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107Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
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127Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
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92Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
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88You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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97You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
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77Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.
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72Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody spelled MACY'S wrong.
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73He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
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42Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
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61I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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74Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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44If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
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39Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
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34So you've changed your mind. Does the new one work any better?
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33Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
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33If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
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40Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
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46Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!
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29You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.
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35Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
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31I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
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38The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
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27Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door knob!
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25I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
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33When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
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24He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
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9You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
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32There is no vaccine against stupidity.
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