Last Updated
21 days ago (03/08/2015)

Stupid Insults

21 days ago
It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.
-6
1 month ago
Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
26
2 months ago
You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.
33
2 months ago
I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
38
3 months ago
Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
41
3 months ago
Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
36
4 months ago
You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
34
5 months ago
I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
35
5 months ago
The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.
18
6 months ago
If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
47
6 months ago
It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
14
6 months ago
You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
41
7 months ago
I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
39
7 months ago
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
48
7 months ago
I'd call you a retard, but that would be insulting to retards.
16
8 months ago
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
22
9 months ago
You're as useless as the "g" in lasagna.
25
9 months ago
If you think you're a wit, you're half right.
-13
9 months ago
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
5
10 months ago
As a failure, you are a great success.
4