Last Updated
7 days ago (01/19/2015)

Stupid Insults

7 days ago
You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.
11
11 days ago
I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
16
1 month ago
Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
15
1 month ago
Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
17
2 months ago
You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
19
3 months ago
I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
24
3 months ago
The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.
9
4 months ago
If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
33
4 months ago
It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
9
4 months ago
You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
31
4 months ago
I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
30
5 months ago
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
37
5 months ago
I'd call you a retard, but that would be insulting to retards.
9
5 months ago
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
15
7 months ago
You're as useless as the "g" in lasagna.
23
7 months ago
If you think you're a wit, you're half right.
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7 months ago
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
5
8 months ago
As a failure, you are a great success.
5
9 months ago
I want to call you stupid, but that isn't enough.
16
11 months ago
Yeah, I think you're pretty.... Pretty stupid.
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