Last Updated 09/05/2013
Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.
Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody spelled MACY'S wrong.
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
So you've changed your mind. Does the new one work any better?
Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!
You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.
Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door knob!
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
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