Last Updated
4 months ago (04/30/2015)

Stupid Insults

4 months ago
Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.
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5 months ago
You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
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6 months ago
It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.
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6 months ago
Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
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7 months ago
You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.
63
7 months ago
I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
60
8 months ago
Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
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8 months ago
Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
67
9 months ago
You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
52
10 months ago
I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
50
10 months ago
The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.
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11 months ago
If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
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11 months ago
It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
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11 months ago
You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
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1 year ago
I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
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1 year ago
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
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1 year ago
I'd call you a retard, but that would be insulting to retards.
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1 year ago
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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1 year ago
You're as useless as the "g" in lasagna.
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1 year ago
If you think you're a wit, you're half right.
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