Last Updated
2 months ago (04/30/2015)

Stupid Insults

2 months ago
Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.
16
3 months ago
You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
110
3 months ago
It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.
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4 months ago
Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
90
5 months ago
You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.
56
5 months ago
I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
55
6 months ago
Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
65
6 months ago
Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
56
7 months ago
You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
45
8 months ago
I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
46
8 months ago
The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.
39
9 months ago
If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
61
9 months ago
It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
17
9 months ago
You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
52
10 months ago
I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
51
10 months ago
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
64
11 months ago
I'd call you a retard, but that would be insulting to retards.
18
11 months ago
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
28
1 year ago
You're as useless as the "g" in lasagna.
37
1 year ago
If you think you're a wit, you're half right.
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