Last Updated 24/01/2012
Stupid Insults
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15Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall. -
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63Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
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52You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
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56Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
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74Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
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49You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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58You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
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45Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.
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45Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody spelled MACY'S wrong.
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38I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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26He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
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44Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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22If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
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28Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
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24Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
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27So you've changed your mind. Does the new one work any better?
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16Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
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22Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
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19If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
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28Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!
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18When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
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13I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
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25The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
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17Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door knob!
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20Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
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15I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
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22There is no vaccine against stupidity.
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30If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
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30I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.
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8You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.
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