Last Updated
5 days ago (12/13/2014)

Stupid Insults

5 days ago
Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
3
23 days ago
You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
13
1 month ago
I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
19
2 months ago
The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.
5
2 months ago
If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
25
2 months ago
It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
4
3 months ago
You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
25
3 months ago
I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
25
4 months ago
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
31
4 months ago
I'd call you a retard, but that would be insulting to retards.
2
4 months ago
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
11
6 months ago
You're as useless as the "g" in lasagna.
18
6 months ago
If you think you're a wit, you're half right.
-11
6 months ago
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
4
7 months ago
As a failure, you are a great success.
3
7 months ago
I want to call you stupid, but that isn't enough.
12
10 months ago
Yeah, I think you're pretty.... Pretty stupid.
6
1 year ago
Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.
6
1 year ago
You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.
5
1 year ago
You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.
12