Random Stupid Insults
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1. You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.
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2. If your brains were dynamite, they wouldn't even ruffle your hair.
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3. Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
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4. A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.
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5. Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree.
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6. You're very smart. You have brains you never used.
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7. I wish I'd known you when you were alive.
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8. Yo momma's so stupid she thought a one star hotel was the best rating
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9. Your proctologist called. They've found your head.
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10. Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
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11. If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
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12. When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity.
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13. Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take the credit.
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14. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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15. Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.
