Age Insults
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54Your so old your farts turn to dust. -
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36You're so old you're birthday cake looks like a forest fire.
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48You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework.
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15You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.
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9You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.
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16The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
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24Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.
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32Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!
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129You're so old, I bet you're constipated!
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There are 9 Age Insults and Age Comebacks in the database.