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    I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
    Good Comeback added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
    Yo Momma Insult added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    I would shove my foot up your ass, but you would enjoy it.
    Rude Insult added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
    Fat Insult added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    If you've got a problem take it up with my ass, because that's the only one that gives a crap!
    Good Comeback added 11 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    If I wanted an ass's opinion I would have asked my donkey.
    Good Comeback added 11 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.
    Good Comeback added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.
    Good Comeback added 1 month ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    If you have a problem then tell my ass cause it's the only one who gives a shit.
    Rude Insult added 2 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.
    Fat Insult added 11 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
There are 10 Ass Insults and Ass Comebacks in the database.
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