Asshole Insults
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569I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. -
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168You're the reason God created the middle finger.
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322If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
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310What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?
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210THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
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173If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
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254You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
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327There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
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35Insult: You're jealous!
Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you. -
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201Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down.
Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am.
Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there. -
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71You talk so much shit, I'm starting to smell it on your breath.
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160Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
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31Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
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247Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
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72People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.
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28Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
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17If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
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75Did someone order a cunt? Because one's just showed up.
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17Is your ass jelous of how much shit comes out of your mouth?
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59If I wanted an ass's opinion I would have asked my donkey.
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17You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.
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25For a man with no cows, you've got an awful lot of bullshit.
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29I'd slap you but shit splatters.
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22Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.
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27Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
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22I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.
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27If bullshit could bounce, you'd be in fucking orbit.
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15If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
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21Insult: Kiss my ass.
Girl: Which one? Because either way I'd get a mouthful of shit! -
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24Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
There are 30 Asshole Insults and Asshole Comebacks in the database.