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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
You're the reason God created the middle finger.
If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?
THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
Insult: You're jealous!
Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.
Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down.
Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am.
Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.
You talk so much shit, I'm starting to smell it on your breath.
Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.
Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
Did someone order a cunt? Because one's just showed up.
Is your ass jelous of how much shit comes out of your mouth?
If I wanted an ass's opinion I would have asked my donkey.
You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.
For a man with no cows, you've got an awful lot of bullshit.
I'd slap you but shit splatters.
Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.
Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.
If bullshit could bounce, you'd be in fucking orbit.
If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
Insult: Kiss my ass.
Girl: Which one? Because either way I'd get a mouthful of shit!
Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
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