Awesome Insults

3 months ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
227
3 years ago
Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.
119
3 years ago
Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
230
3 years ago
Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.
-52
3 years ago
You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!
44
3 years ago
Insult: You suck.
Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.
48
3 years ago
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
16
3 years ago
I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?
69
3 years ago
You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.
196
3 years ago
Act your age, not your IQ.
67
3 years ago
I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
43
3 years ago
For a man with no cows, you've got an awful lot of bullshit.
110
3 years ago
I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!
21
3 years ago
If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
56
3 years ago
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
-73
3 years ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!
212
3 years ago
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
375
3 years ago
If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.
-71
3 years ago
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
-37
3 years ago
You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"
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