Awesome Insults

2 years ago
Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.
85
2 years ago
Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
194
2 years ago
Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.
-19
2 years ago
You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!
38
2 years ago
Insult: You suck.
Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.
36
2 years ago
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
11
2 years ago
I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?
57
2 years ago
You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.
154
2 years ago
Act your age, not your IQ.
49
2 years ago
I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
29
2 years ago
For a man with no cows, you've got an awful lot of bullshit.
89
2 years ago
I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!
17
2 years ago
If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
39
2 years ago
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
-20
2 years ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!
146
2 years ago
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
320
2 years ago
If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.
-43
2 years ago
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
-17
2 years ago
You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"
39
2 years ago
Insult: You fail!
Comeback: Your dad's condom failed!
Comeback: Your mom's abortion failed!
47