Awesome Insults
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422Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom. -
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572I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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452Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
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489You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
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456You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
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148Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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93Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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116You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
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102When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
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167At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.
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28You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
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28Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
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67I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
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18You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.
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20Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!
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32You're the reason God created Birth Control.
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25For a man with no cows, you've got an awful lot of bullshit.
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14If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
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22Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.
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31I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?
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14You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!
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13If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
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24Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
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47Insult: You fail!
Comeback: Your dad's condom failed!
Comeback: Your mom's abortion failed! -
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6Act your age, not your IQ.
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12I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
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9You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"
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34Insult: You suck.
Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed. -
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32Yo mammas like a bagel, soft, round and has a hole in the middle.
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25Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.
There are 30 Awesome Insults and Awesome Comebacks in the database.