Awesome Insults

2 years ago
Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.
99
2 years ago
Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
201
2 years ago
Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.
-24
2 years ago
You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!
40
2 years ago
Insult: You suck.
Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.
38
2 years ago
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
14
2 years ago
I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?
62
2 years ago
You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.
165
2 years ago
Act your age, not your IQ.
53
2 years ago
I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
33
2 years ago
For a man with no cows, you've got an awful lot of bullshit.
95
2 years ago
I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!
20
2 years ago
If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
44
2 years ago
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
-28
2 years ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!
154
2 years ago
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
336
2 years ago
If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.
-46
2 years ago
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
-23
2 years ago
You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"
44
2 years ago
Insult: You fail!
Comeback: Your dad's condom failed!
Comeback: Your mom's abortion failed!
57