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Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.
Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!
You're the reason God created Birth Control.
For a man with no cows, you've got an awful lot of bullshit.
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.
I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?
You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!
If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
Insult: You fail!
Comeback: Your dad's condom failed!
Comeback: Your mom's abortion failed!
Act your age, not your IQ.
I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"
Insult: You suck.
Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.
Yo mammas like a bagel, soft, round and has a hole in the middle.
Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.
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