Beauty Insults
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1. Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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2. Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
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3. The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
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4. Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
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5. Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?
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6. I haven't taken a shower. Tomorrow I'll be beautiful. You, however, are stupid and will be stupid tomorrow.
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7. When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.
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8. You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
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9. Does your face hurt? It's killing me!
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10. You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.
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11. You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."
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12. I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.
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13. There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!
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14. You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
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15. You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!
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16. If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.
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17. You're so ugly that you could be yourself for Halloween.
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18. If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.
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