Birth Insults
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116You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen. -
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117Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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99Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn
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33The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.
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22Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!
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60Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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18Insult: You're stupid.
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43You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
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27"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.
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55You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.
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11At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.
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2Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.
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29Yo momma's so hairy, when you were born she gave you a rug burn.
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20Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
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3Shut up, you failed result of an abortion.
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9Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
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7I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
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32Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!
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There are 18 Birth Insults and Birth Comebacks in the database.